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Halloween Homecoming!

Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH!  This Saturday at Satellite come out and we'll feed you, freak you and fiesta until the sun comes up (this is a lie. We will only fiesta until Satellite kicks us out at 1:59 am.) Specialties include!:...
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Wilmington Overflowing!

Yesterday at the CMJ music festival, Freaks were out in full force. Of the handful of Wilmingtonians we unexpectedly saw floating around the streets of New York City, these two always set our hearts a-glowin. Ladies and Gentlemen, they once again found our Soft Spot.  The Freake...
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Forever Freaked!!

BREAKING. NEWS.  David Crainshaw of Wilmington, North Carolina has taken the ultimate Freakplunge. As of last night, this man has been ordained as a Freaker Minister. Freak on, sir Crainshaw! Evidence to follow!  Forever Freaked! Like Rod Stewart, but younger, 
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Intergalactic PekingTory

Once upon a time in a land pseudo-close by, there were weekly celebrations of Chinese Food (yes. capital F.) from Peking Gourmet in downtown Wilmington.  But times are dark, seeing that we have been geographically separated from our fellow Peking lovers, and the travelling Freaker brigade h...
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Corporate Etiquette.

 A couple days ago, as we mourned the death of aroused beetles due to the relatively low density level of the world's Freaker population, we mentioned our Freaker USA business meetings. This one is for all the h8erz out there who didn't believe that we had ultra-serious-business-meetings...
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FreakTheRadio!

This morning, Freakers freaked the airwaves! Wilmington's Z107.5 did a give-a-way special with Zach! We have yet to actually hear the interview absurdities, but the internet, like always, has provided the outlet for those of us who are eternally forgetting things.  
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Breaking News: Local Gov't Gets Freaky.

Last night,  Wilmington's City Council Debate got super freaky.  Freaky enough that the Star News decided to broadcast their freakiness on the front page this morning.  We've been giggling about this for exactly 2.3 hours now. Freaktastic! Th...
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Freakers + Edge of Urge + Gravity Records + Wilco

= This Saturday.  This combination may just cause Wilmington to spontaneously combust with eminent epic explosions of ecstatic extravagance, but we'll take our chances. This Saturday, come out for Wilmatic 2: A Wilco Listening Party at Edge of Urge! Edge of Urge has coll...
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Cucalorus needs your help! HALP! HALP!

Our dear friends at Cucalorus ran an itty bit short of their sponsoring goals this year and instead of halting some planned events, they have launched a Kickstarter campaign! Hallelujah! With your help, crowdsourcing can save the day yet again! A little backstory on Cucalorus:  For the...
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Office Antics!

Three of us here on The Freakerteam have been galavanting across the country freaking everything in sight.  Meanwhile, back at the office, the rest of the freaks have been tweeting the most absurdly amazing storm to rival the rambles of even Martha Stewart.  Highlights Include:...
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