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What's New Since Shark Tank?

We grabbed the Shark Tank hero just after the New Year and asked him some hard-hitting questions. 
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SEIZE THE HUMP DAY.
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Bluetooth Invasion

Dearest backers, friends, and earthlings, We would like to formally invite you on a luxury trip inside of Zach Crain's ear. In this spectacular holiday cruise around Freakerville, you’ll discover the mystical (yet modern!) ways of a colorful community on the coast of North Carolina. Journey across the internet, get out of your old stink socks and into our hearts. On this exotic vacation, you will meet the good folks who you are supporting when you back Freaker Feet. They thank you for everything with the light of a million bluetooth suns! We have 21 days left to raise the rest of our funding on Kickstarter and we can’t do this without you! Please help us share and spread this campaign like butter across the world wide web! Come on in, shoes off, socks on, and let us nestle you! We love you. Lots. And lots.
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Public Service Announcement

Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public service announcement.
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Fan. Art. ...Fart.

WOWOWOWOW!  Dave Mercer just blew our minds into a bark sparknado (starring Tara Reid.) Infinite thanks to this guy for making us feel immortal! 
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Happy Flag!

If you're the type of person that believes Pharrell is a prophet, then you already expect that this summer is destined for joy. If you're the type of person who throws on the nearest puffy shirt and incoherently gyrates on a boat of pirate "actors," you already KNOW that this summer is destined for joy.Whoever you are, whatever you do, and however you do it - everything is a better with a little waving of your Happy Flag. Wave it up and down. Wave it all around. You know what I'm talking about - livin la vida loca, ayeeee! Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Happy Flag!
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#tbt

Throw Back Thursday is an incredibly good excuse to live in the past. To remember the past. To learn from the past. Today, we're re-visiting something that we've always known... That it is NEVER a bad idea to own matching windbreaker onesies with small wonky critters. And we have weekly hashtag trends to thank for that. 
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Belle of the Baller!

If you live in Southeastern North Carolina, you know what type of fragrant mess Wilmington just hosted. Everyone else, listen up: We have azaleas. It's a flower. We have tons and tons of azaleas. We have so many azaleas that in 1948 we decided to have an azalea celebration. It's called the Azalea Festival. Unsurprisingly, it's a festival. Of azaleas. And teenage girls dressed up all-fancy-like. And funnel cakes. And alligator meat on a stick. And garden parties. With azaleas. Tons of azaleas. 
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Street Cred Freaker Points

Yesterday there was a company decision that it was finally time to up our street cred. We've been associated with knitting circles and puppy lovers for TOO LONG and these perceived alliances have been detrimental to our toughness. In reality, we're tough. Real tough. To prove how tough we are and to gain at least 6 points in Street Cred, we did what was necessary: we conducted a non-break-in at our old office to steal back a Freaker sign. It was a stealth mission that required unlimited stealth, valor, and toughness. Here's how it went.
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Dude, Where's My Par?

On Monday we teamed up with Planet Logo and Cucalorus film festival to play golf. Like adults.  But it doesn't count as "growing up" if it's for charity. Here's why: 
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Big Boy Shoes

 The Before & After of one of our big-deal fancy-pants meetings. AKA it went well. This week we have 5 fancypants meetings all over the dang country. This type of jetsetting - the jet kind of setting rather than the boxtruck-house kind of setting - is rather new for us and there were a couple different interpretations of what "dress appropriately" could mean. 
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KO-CHUR, MANG!

Today we made a couture outfit and patted ourselves on the back because we finally "got" fashion. AND THEN THIS HAPPENED and we immediately "un-got" fashion. That is all. (Alternative Title: TRUSTFALL SOUNDEFFECTS R DA KEWLEST.)
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