What's New Since Shark Tank?
A time ago, Zach Crain, CEO of Freaker USA, swam with the sharks on ABC's Shark...Read More
SEIZE THE HUMP DAY.Read More
Dearest backers, friends, and earthlings, We would like to...Read More
Public Service Announcement
Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public...Read More
Fan. Art. ...Fart.
WOWOWOWOW! Dave Mercer just blew our minds into...Read More
If you're the type of person that believes Pharrell is a prophet,...Read More
Throw Back Thursday is an incredibly good excuse to live in...Read More
Belle of the Baller!
If you live in Southeastern North Carolina, you know what...Read More
Street Cred Freaker Points
Yesterday there was a company decision that it was finally time to up our street...Read More
Dude, Where's My Par?
On Monday we teamed up with Planet Logo and Cucalorus film festival to...Read More
Big Boy Shoes
This week we have 5 fancypants meetings all over the...Read More
Today we made a couture...Read More
Business Week! HAHA!
So here's something. A while ago UNCW asked us to give a lecture on March...Read More
New Years Resignations
Some people go to the...Read More
Where were you the first...Read More
The Golden ManChild
There comes a...Read More
America's favorite Trickster's...Read More
Zach Crain's Shark Tank Episode!
For those of you who...Read More
Preview of the GiggleFactory!
TV Guide has released a video compilation that has a preview...Read More
Zach on ABC's Shark Tank!
This morning we got the honor of playing...Read More
Published Pub BLISS!
Look, Ma! We're in a REAL BOOK! The author,
Man in a Lag. Dog in a Bag.
Home sweet home. You can tell that...Read More
Such Precious Moments! (Not to be confused with hot chocolate or creepy-anime porcelain-figurines.) Zach Crain...Read More
Peter Pan Pablo
It's Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012. What does that mean for you? It means that you...Read More
Windbreakers of Victory!
Who are your friends? We are your friends! You probably have other friends too, but...Read More
Vertical Horizon (HAH! Remember them!?)
Dallas, who is 6'8, helped us screen print boxes this weekend. ...Read More
Dopplegangers de Nord. (That are also probably also Nordic.)
We got an email late last night from the fine chaps at Cuppow that...Read More
Men Mountains; Mountain Men
Irving Stone once wrote a book called Men To Match My Mountains, that consisted of...Read More
...That is all.Read More
I just want to make it known to the world that today I am feeling...Read More
Zach's Alter-Ego Installment
Last week, we showed you the other side(s) of Oliver's charmbuckets, which included Willy...Read More
Graduating to the Adult Table.
There is a really fantastic Kickstarter campaign currently crowdfunding for a feature-length documentary ...about crowdfunding....Read More
Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!
This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to...Read More
It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant...Read More
Got that 2:30 Feeling?
Drippy Drizzy is here to help. #QuaDraked!Read More
A sneak peek at our latest videojam
Obama? Obama is that you?! Meanwhile, who can spot...Read More
Adventures in the Goodwill
One of the reasons why we love Goodwill so dang much: 1....Read More
IT'S OFFICIAL! We're patented adults!
We got our very official US Patent in the mail today!
This morning we woke up to the published article on Zach in The Music...Read More
Also in the Raunchy Red-Velvet News...
Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version
Ladies and gentlemen, We have pretty heavy news for you. You may want...Read More
Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready?...Read More
Right back atcha, work!
Today is a joyous day across the nation! Celebrations and festivities are erupting from sea...Read More
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not...Read More
Today, we're feeling a little grumbly. It's probably because we have eaten ZERO tacos today...Read More
Zach and Oliver have launched themselves into space (Pennsylvania) to build rockets (a trade show...Read More
He Went To Freakers
Life's little moments are special. The twinkling twinkles can be twinkly. Make sure that...Read More
Zach's Blindfolded Birthday Ball
You guys want in on a little known fact about Zach? His birthday is December...Read More