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Devil's Lettuce Socks

$15.99

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...pairs well with jazz cabbage.   -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Keep It 420 Socks

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420 All Day Err'Day.    -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Make America Baked Again Socks

Make America Baked Again Socks

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Make America Baked Again Socks

$15.99

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Can't we all just get a bong?   -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Eagle Eyes It Socks

$15.99

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...soaring higher than an eagle at a Phish concert. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Alpaca Bowl Socks

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...then alpaca 'nother one :-) One Size Fits Most: You don't have to worry about stuffing these too much. These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Even the cotton we make these socks with is grown and processed right here in the U.S.A. - Amen. Machine Washable: The wash best in the machine six paces from the front door at your local laundromat. Don't ask us how we know this. We just do, man. Materials: The majority of the sock is made of cotton, but we also threw in some polyester and a minimum amount of spandex to make sure they stretch and fit snug.

4:20 O' Clock Socks

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Because it's 4:20 somewhere... One Size Fits Most: Like good blunt wraps, they work just as good as the person wearing them. Mostly they fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Weed weed, not made in NC. Weed socks, 100% made in NC. Thank you for supporting American weed socks! Machine Washable: Wash with like colors. Materials: These socks are made with a special cotton/polyester blend that helps them keep their color, but remain comfy for as long as they possibly can.

Dank Nugs Socks

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We hate to be blunt, but these socks are dank.    -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Puking Unicorn Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Chile Nelson Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Queso on my Mind... -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

TACOCAT Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Buns N' Roses Socks

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OHHHH Sweet Dallop O' Mayochup One Size Fits Most: These unisex socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Presumably, in a city of paradise. Machine Washable: With soap and water and like colors recommended American Jobs: Blessings on you and your Freaky Family!

The Bigfoot Lebowski Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

ColoRADo Socks

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$15.99
The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Golden Child (California) Socks

Golden Child (California) Socks

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Golden Child (California) Socks

$15.99

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One Size Fits Most: Studies have shown that wearing Freaker Feet automatically makes you a better dancer.Made in North Carolina: Sometimes we wear socks with sandals here.Machine Washable: Put a sock in it...your washer that is.American Jobs: AMERRRICAAAA!

Don't Be A Prick Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back.-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support! 

Spit Happens Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

John Lemon Socks

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The Fab Four:  George Pearison, Ringo Starfruit, John Lemon, and Paul McCartpea   -One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!!  *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Tupacca Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Baberaham Lincoln Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

Hi Sexy Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Game of Cones Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!