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  • A-46 Clyde Freaker Collection



Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No need to resize this fine diamond pattern. It fits over wine, beer, and whiskey bottles. Made in North Carolina: We said yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Protects: Putting this Freaker on your bottles let's the world know you have someone who loves you. We do!!! Launderable: Unlike that stunning dress, this thing can handle the regular wash cycle. American Jobs: The best part about this. You don't need three months salary to afford it!

The Great Catsby

$9.99 $5.99

We're not kitten when we say it fits your beverage purrfectly. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Baberaham Lincoln


Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA! Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them. Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear. American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!