One Size Fits All: And looks really good on beer bottles.
Made in North Carolina: The only state that combines the words "North" and "Carolina" in its name.
Insulates: So you your drink stays cold and your hand stays warm.
Machine Washable: Wash in any temp water.
American Jobs: Speaking of jobs, the job that Larry Fitzgerald did at the University of Pittsburgh should have won him the Heisman Trophy over Jason White. Who is Jason White, you ask? Exactly. Can we vote again on this one? Please? We got it wrong.