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One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is.
Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place?
Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container.
Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry.
American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you.
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