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The Drinkin' Bros Podcast Socks

$15.99 $5.99

$5.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support! 

Auburn University

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. One Size Fits All: According to the University there are over 300 clubs and organizations on campus one can belong to. We would bet dollars to doughnuts that any members of those club could find a bottle to fit this thing over and be the envy of every campus event. Insulates: You can use this to protect your term papers and notes from bottle sweat and firm up the grip of any vocal chord lubricant container during War Eagle chant. Machine Washable: We're not sure how Aubie gets clean, but we assume humans use machines to do it. Same with this can cooler. American Jobs: Giving this as a gift to any Auburn Alumni or Fan will help keep jobs in the American south for many years to come and we thank you for that.

Laces Out

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. One Size Fits All: And makes it look like a football and make every one at the bar jealous. Made in North Carolina: Where we know two things. 1. Football and 2. Beating Beverage Sweat. Insulates: Layers of protection provided. Machine Washable: Throw it in the wash with your game day gear to keep it fresh. American Jobs: Where real football is played.

Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA! Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them. Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear. American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Vandenham

$9.99 $2.99

$2.99
One Size Fits All: Definitely fits over a bottle of whiskey.Made in North Carolina: We have the most textile mills in America. We know what we're doing down here. Insulates: Protects your entire unit, of bottles, when a soldier comes home.Machine Washable: You every try washing a traditional can cooler? That's why we made these.American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us! We can't do what we love to do without you.

Burt Day Suit

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Happy Burt-day to ya! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

I Kitty the Fool

$9.99

$9.99
Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. One Size Fits All: Try it. You'll see. Try it. Made in North Carolina: Where kitty gets fool'd on the daily. Insulates: This particular design actually scares the molecules into retaining their temperature rather than the cloth helping protect things. #Fax Machine Washable: But don't mess up that hair cut. American Jobs: The folks who make these things live in the greatest country on earth.

The Donald Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The greatest reality show host turned President ever!!! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Many things he likes about this state. He won this state. That says something, right. *shrugs* Machine Washable: Because you will want your Executive socks to look as clean as a Big Mac. American Jobs: Obviously, Pres. Trump is the only reason the American economy exists. It didn't before he got into office. Correct.

Take Me To Your Litter

$9.99

$9.99
Meow-ta this world! One Size Fits All: All the bottles in the galaxy! Made in North Carolina: #1 in alien cat abductions. Insulates: For those long trips outta the Milky Way. Machine Washable: For after you come home from those long trips outta the Milky Way. American Jobs: 100%. Thank you.