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The Donald

$9.99

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What does Donald drink? One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes.Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue!Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot.Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid.American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!

The Drinkin' Bros Podcast Socks

$15.99 $5.99

$5.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support! 

Hooters

$9.99 $5.99

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Owl night long! (owl night) -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Laces Out

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It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bromance

$9.99

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BREW LOVE One Size Fits All: It fits those red cups you and your bros use to play beer pong! Made in North Carolina: Made in the south. How romantic. Insulates: Makes your drink feel like you're giving it a solid bro-hug. Makes it feel loved. Machine Washable: So you spilled beer on your Bromance Freaker?! No problem bro. American Jobs: Buying this supports a company owned by Americans, unlike most major beer brands.

Bear Meets World

$9.99 $5.99

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.

Feast Mode

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I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing. One Size Fits All: 12oz bottle. 16oz can. 18oz can bottle. 24oz can. 40oz bottle. Whatever you're about to pound down on while grubbin' up. Made in North Carolina: We asked our medium to channel Mary Brewster, who was at the first Thanksgiving and she said the yam bake served at that first meal was imported from North Carolina. That's according to our medium, anyway. Destroys Bottle Sweat: No coasters necessary. Dry handshakes in abundance. Machine Washable: Keep it clean. American Jobs: We woke up in FEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tupacca Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Zero Fox Given Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Game of Cones Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!