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Baberaham Lincoln Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

ColoRADo Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Clyde

$9.99

$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!