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Conservation Nation

$9.99

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.  So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist! Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care. Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally! Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!

Puking Unicorn

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You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... One Size Fits All: From a 20oz. to a 2L to a Gal. It fits them all. Made in North Carolina: By North Carolina Artist Emily Martian! Insulates: For keeping that Fanta as cold as possible. Machine Washable: Wash it after a long night of a few too many drinks. ;) American Jobs: The home of over 1.6 million unicorns!

Shrimp Pimp

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Party Like a Flock Star! One Size Fits All: From the skinniest bottles to the widest bottles Made in North Carolina: Where the coolest birds live, hands down. Insulates: It's not magic. It's science. Machine Washable: This one will need it because it likes wandering around in the dirt. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us!

Bitch Please

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

Unicorn On The Cob

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Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography One Size Fits All: Because real unicorns have curves. Made in North Carolina: The sparkles in this Freaker may or may not come from unicorn hair harvested from the forest floors of N.C. Insulates: They protect your hands from getting wrinkly and nasty. Machine Washable: Can also use magical unicorn powers to clean this knit bottle sleeve, but we've never seen that action personally. We just know it exists. American Jobs: When you support American jobs, you support a land of magic, hope, and beauty!

Fish You Were Here

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See you on the dark side of the lagoon. From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?! Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana. Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us. Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water. American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Noonan

$9.99 $5.99

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Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

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For those that love the turtles. One Size Fits All: So that you can take it with you anywhere. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have thought... Insulates: To keep drinks cold in the sun! Machine Washable: To get the sand cleaned off. American Jobs: From sea to shining sea.