"That is the most precious thing I've ever seen in my life." / "He looks like a pink nightmare."
One Size Fits All: You tell this Freaker to go upstairs right now and try this present over every size bottle you can find!
Made in North Carolina: The good people of North Carolina went through all this trouble to make it for you!
Insulates: Every drink you have will be happy to be wearing this.
Machine Washable: A trip through the wash and this will stay fluffy and clean for when Aunt Clara visits.
American Jobs: Original American holiday movie designs? Check. Another year working at a Feakin' great American company? Check. Now go get some eggnog!
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