One Size Fits All: Would this beverage insulator fit over the state of California?
Made in North Carolina: You know, we used to be the Hollywood of the South!
Insulates: Keeps your drinks cold as a Bridgeport snowstorm and as hip as a San Diego Bike Party.
Machine Washable: Throw them in the washer with the red carpet from your fancy film premieres. Unless, of course, you're one of the estimates 1/2 million homeless people that call California home, in which case we recommend throwing it with your regular laundry to save money.
American Jobs: Born in the USA! Made in the USA!