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Russell Wilson

$13.99

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2017-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Winestone Cowboy

$9.99 $5.99

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Cowboy outfits: The original ranch dressing.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bitch Please

$9.99

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

Todd Gurley

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2017-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Unicorn On The Cob

$9.99 $5.99

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Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography One Size Fits All: Because real unicorns have curves. Made in North Carolina: The sparkles in this Freaker may or may not come from unicorn hair harvested from the forest floors of N.C. Insulates: They protect your hands from getting wrinkly and nasty. Machine Washable: Can also use magical unicorn powers to clean this knit bottle sleeve, but we've never seen that action personally. We just know it exists. American Jobs: When you support American jobs, you support a land of magic, hope, and beauty!

Sugar High

$9.99

$9.99
A strong, independent skull that don't need no body. One Size Fits All: And the bright pink yarn makes it bling like it's supposed to. Made in North Carolina: Where citizens consume the proper amount of sugar and cover their drinks with Freakers. Insulates: This one scares the bottle sweat away with it's psychedelic vibes. Machine Washable: Regular washing is fine. American Jobs: We appreciate your support!

Larry Fitzgerald

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: And looks really good on beer bottles. Made in North Carolina: The only state that combines the words "North" and "Carolina" in its name. Insulates: So you your drink stays cold and your hand stays warm. Machine Washable: Wash in any temp water. American Jobs: Speaking of jobs, the job that Larry Fitzgerald did at the University of Pittsburgh should have won him the Heisman Trophy over Jason White. Who is Jason White, you ask? Exactly. Can we vote again on this one? Please? We got it wrong.

The Donald

$9.99

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What does The Donald drink? One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes. Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue! Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot. Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid. American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!

Jarred Taylor

$9.99 $2.99

$2.99
The one. The only. JT. One Size Fits All: That face... it says it all. Made in North Carolina: We don't know what a Tar Heel is, but it's running around right now making this thing just for you. Insulates: If you like cold beverages, this Freaker will help keep it that way. Machine Washable: We recommend throwing Jarred in with the "Delicates". American Jobs: God Bless America. Thank you for buying local. It makes a huge difference.

Fish You Were Here

$9.99 $5.99

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See you on the dark side of the lagoon. From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?! Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana. Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us. Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water. American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Spit Happens

$9.99

$9.99
S*it Happens. One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are? Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home. Insulates: It's like wool for your beer, man. Machine Washable: These things come out of the wash looking so effin good. We recommend regular cleaning. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep the dream alive!

Marcus Mariota

$13.99 $6.99

$6.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: 2L. to tea cups. Made in North Carolina: A place where legendary coach Herman Boone won a couple titles. Insulates: Protects your beverage like a great O-Line. Machine Washable: Deeply appreciates a good spin cycle. American Jobs: Where freedom rings!

Andy Dalton

$13.99

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Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: As a quarterback, if you consistently hit all eligible receivers, your rating goes up. As a drinker of beverages, the more things you put your Freaker on, the higher your rating as a human goes. It’s a neat thing. Made in North Carolina: His Freaker is winner made in NC, but Andy Dalton is a winner from Texas, through and through. Offensive Player of the Year at Katy (TX) HS. Two-time Mountain West Conference Offensive Player of the year at TCU. Three-time Pro-Bowler in Cincy. Insulates: Mr. Dalton is known as a pocket-passer and has had such a long successful career because his line has insulated him from the roughing one can take in the AFC North. There’s a rumor that if you put the Freaker Bottle Sleeve with his face on it on your bottle, a lineman will appear in your living room like a genie. Machine Washable: If you play hard, you’re going to get scraped knees and dirty jorts. If you put any Freaker in the wash with your regular laundry, it comes out clean and ready go hard every single time. American Jobs: We are so thankful for the opportunity to make and sell products right here in the U.S.A. Ask anyone who has a Freaker USA product and they’ll tell you. We love ya. For life.

Noonan

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Jameis Winston

$13.99 $6.99

$6.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: From big bottles to little bottles and every container in between. Made in North Carolina: Where ideas grow to be big and strong. Insulates: Keeps things cold on hot summer days. Machine Washable: Pop it in any load of laundry. American Jobs: Where people throw the best touchdowns.

DeAndre Hopkins

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 - One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. - Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* - Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) - Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. - American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Saint Wick

$9.99

$9.99
Crush Your Enemies with Christmas Cheer Our First On-Site Crowdfunded Style! One Size Fits All: This one bottle sleeve can be used so many ways... Made in North Carolina: Where we know better than to mess with the Boogyman. Insulates: And keeps your grip sure during multiple weapon changes. Machine Washable: It'll need it after a long battle with bottle sweat. American Jobs: Thank you for your support!!!

Marshawn Lynch

$13.99 $6.99

$6.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: This one looks best on Made in North Carolina: The best state in America. Sorry not sorry. Insulates: And absorbs beverage sweat. Machine Washable: We tried to make it easy for ya. American Jobs: From sea to shining sea, bruh.

Bitch I Operate

$9.99 $2.99

$2.99
Bitch, I Operate One Size Fits All: It is visibly impenetrable on a 2L-bottle. Think about that. Made in North Carolina: The Tar Heel State is gettin' it! Insulates: Max protection for your cold, age appropriate beverages. Machine Washable: As with anything, you use it, you clean it. American Jobs: Every cent you spend on this bottle sweater supports one of your neighbors who loves working hard. Thank you.

Harry Otter

$9.99

$9.99
Eatoff Matummius One Size Fits All: It's magic, tho. It's engineering. Masterful engineering. Made in North Carolina: The magic capital of of the mid-atlantic region. Insulates: Adds a solid layer of visible protection around your beverage, blocking the evils of bottle sweat. Machine Washable: Enjoys a dip in fresh water streams. American Jobs: Red. White. Blue. Thank you.

I Am Froot

$9.99 $5.99

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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple ;-) One Size Fits All: I am Froot. Made in North Carolina: I am Froot. Insulates: I am Froot. Machine Washable: I am Froot. American Jobs: I am Froot!

Hello Asshole

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Here's winking at you, kid. AN EMILY MARTIAN DESIGN One Size Fits All: House cat to Liger. They can all use it. Made in North Carolina: Where cats meow free. Covers: Instead of those dorky logos people put on drink containers, you get to put something that swears over top of it. Machine Washable: This one won't clean itself. American Jobs: It's Meowin' Time.

Hi Sexy

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Why are cat butts always eye level? DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN   One Size Fits All: This one looks good on a jug of catnip Tea. Made in North Carolina: Where felines roam them there hillsides. Insulates: it's like, fur your bottle. Get it?! Machine Washable: This one can'r clean itself either. American Jobs: Where the house cats are better security guards than the dogs.
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

$9.99

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For those that love the turtles. One Size Fits All: So that you can take it with you anywhere. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have thought... Insulates: To keep drinks cold in the sun! Machine Washable: To get the sand cleaned off. American Jobs: From sea to shining sea.

SUPERMAN™

$11.99

$11.99
All DC characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. (s16) One Size Fits All: Fits tight like a body suit over your bottles. Made in North Carolina: Heard a story about a guy that changed in a phone booth on the Outer Banks Boardwalk one time. Insulates: It's creates a barrier of protection. Machine Washable: After a long day of fighting crime, it needs a pick-me-up. American Jobs: The finest American jobs on earth! Thank you!

Yoga Makes Me Fart

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
We've all bean there.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Clyde

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$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy. Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it. Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to! Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required. American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana.

Scooby Snacks

$11.99

$11.99
SCOOBY-DOO and all related characters and elements © & TM Hanna-Barbera. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All Sometimes you need to eat some stuff to get in tune with the universe. Scooby knows... Made in North Carolina: There are several hundred dogs every year named Scooby born in the Tar Heel State and it's glorious. Insulates: Keeps drinks cold for those all-night stakeouts. Machine Washable: It's not mystery. Throw this in the washing machine to get it clean. American Jobs: Also helps catch American bad guys.

Donut Panic

$9.99 $5.99

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Donut freak out.  Freak on! One Size Fits All: This particular Freaker enjoys being slipped over a liter of the finest local chocolate milk. Made in North Carolina: We have award-winning doughnuts all over this state. You seen Wake 'n' Bake? No? Get on it! Insulates: Keeps that chocolate milk we talked about cold. Machine Washable: If you use this Freaker as an impromptu napkin during sugary snacking, we recommend washing with like colors. American Jobs: Donut Panic!!! It's time to make 'em!! That's as American as it gets!

Darth Brooks

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
Something something dark side, pick-up truck, 'murrica. One Size Fits All: Definitely puts a death grip over one or two piña coladas. Made in North Carolina: It may be made in North Carolina, but we've been callin' Baton Rouge suppliers for years to supply us with raw materials and it feels like a galaxy far, far away. Insulates: Go ahead, ask me how I know it insulates. Join the Freaker family and it will complete your bottle sweat destruction training. Machine Washable: I'm not your father, and I don't have to wonder. Both cowboys and angels must put dirty laundry through the wash to clean it. American Jobs: It is most impressive that we've found a new way to fly our products straight to your door. Thank you for your support!  

Very Expensive Wine

$9.99

$9.99
Sips about to go down. One Size Fits All: Doesn't fit well on little nippers. You're gonna want the 1.5L. Made in North Carolina: Where we make some of the most delicious wine ever. Insulates: Holds the temperature of the wine as it breathes. Machine Washable: For the inevitable spills. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting American Drink Covers!

BATMAN™

$11.99

$11.99
All DC characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. (s16) One Size Fits All: As versatile as this hero's famous utility belt. Made in North Carolina: But we all live in Gotham on some level... Insulates: It fits snug against the body of your favorite bottle to help regulate the temperature of the contents. Machine Washable: Might want to take this one to the cleaners to get it crisp, but whatever works. American Jobs: Nothing better than packing up one of these American legends to send to another American legend. You!

Leg Lamp

$11.99

$11.99
"Frag-i-lé.... it must be Italian!" One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is. Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place? Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container. Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry. American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you. A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)

Topgolf Neon Green

$9.99

$9.99
 -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Carson Wentz

$13.99

$13.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits All: Spread, option, power, I Pro, Ace, Wishbone. Line 'em all up. Freakers fit 'em all. Made in North Carolina: Carson Wentz was born in Raleigh. Went to North Dakota State. So if you buy this one, the North Dakota State Freaker, and the North Carolina Flag, you've hit the Carson Wentz trifecta and there's a good chance his family will randomly run into you one day. Insulates: Stops drinks from changing temperature too quickly. You want to enjoy an beverage at its desired temperature all the time. Machine Washable: Drop it in with your practice uniform. American Jobs: Isn't football awesome? We don't want to speak for Carson, but I would be he's pumped he plays American football and not other football.