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Tupacca

$9.99

$9.99
Did it all for the Wookie. One Size Fits All: So that no matter what you drink your gangster space juice from, you keep your paws clean and dry. Made in North Carolina: Not a place that is light years away. Insulates: It will keep your drink cold or warm, even in hyperspace. Machine Washable: Pop this sucker in a sanitank and it should be good to go. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting jobs in this universe!

Don't Be A Prick

$9.99

$9.99
Stay sharp. One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel. Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that. Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations. Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen. American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA! Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them. Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear. American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Chile Nelson

$9.99

$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again. One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends Made in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh. Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate. Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way. American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!

Scooby Snacks

$11.99

$11.99
SCOOBY-DOO and all related characters and elements © & TM Hanna-Barbera. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All Sometimes you need to eat some stuff to get in tune with the universe. Scooby knows... Made in North Carolina: There are several hundred dogs every year named Scooby born in the Tar Heel State and it's glorious. Insulates: Keeps drinks cold for those all-night stakeouts. Machine Washable: It's not mystery. Throw this in the washing machine to get it clean. American Jobs: Also helps catch American bad guys.

Shrimp Pimp

$9.99

$9.99
Party Like a Flock Star! One Size Fits All: From the skinniest bottles to the widest bottles Made in North Carolina: Where the coolest birds live, hands down. Insulates: It's not magic. It's science. Machine Washable: This one will need it because it likes wandering around in the dirt. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us!
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

$9.99

$9.99
For those that love the turtles. One Size Fits All: So that you can take it with you anywhere. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have thought... Insulates: To keep drinks cold in the sun! Machine Washable: To get the sand cleaned off. American Jobs: From sea to shining sea.

Tom & Jerry™

$11.99

$11.99
TOM AND JERRY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All: We once put it over 8 cans of cat food to keep them organized. Made in North Carolina: Where, the rumor is, Tom bought a retirement home. Insulates: and protects from pesky bottle sweats. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting dreaming and doing.

Bitches Get Stitches

$9.99

$9.99
Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all. Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here. Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place. Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

TACOCAT

$9.99

$9.99
Taco. Cat. TACOCAT!!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: As diverse as the cats and tacos in your life. Made in North Carolina: Where our tacos are grown organically. Insulates: Protects. Nurtures. Invests. Machine Washable: You'll want to do that after you use this as a napkin during your next taco smashing session. American Jobs: Where our cats are grown organically.

Bitch Please

$9.99

$9.99
The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

Puking Unicorn

$9.99

$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Ain't Easy Being Cheesy

$9.99

$9.99
Get Lost in the Sauce. One Size Fits All: Handtossed, Pan, Thin Crust, Cauliflower Crust, Chicago Deep Dish. This thing fits over any beverage container you drink from while eating pizza. Made in North Carolina: Where pizza was not invented, but is enjoyed by millions. Insulates: Just like the cheese protects the sauce from getting a burned and stuff. Machine Washable: Recommended after using it as a napkin while binge watching The Office and snackin' on some Bread Bites. American Jobs: Salute to our favorite food and our favorite Freakin' people.

Spit Happens

$9.99

$9.99
S*it Happens. One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are? Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home. Insulates: It's like wool for your beer, man. Machine Washable: These things come out of the wash looking so effin good. We recommend regular cleaning. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep the dream alive!

Blow Me

$9.99

$9.99
It is my birthday, ya know... One Size Fits All: This will stretch over that big bottle of booze your best friend brought you. Made in North Carolina: Where blowin' things is in our DNA. Insulates: It'll keep you drink cold and your hand dry so you can cut the cake and not have to worry about your grip on the knife. Machine Washable: Water won't extinguish the flame on this candle. It burns until it's blown... out. American Jobs: We love you!

Cockadoodle Don't Even

$9.99

$9.99
DON'T. EVEN. One Size Fits All: It's not up for debate. Made in North Carolina: So come at me, bro. Insulates: Do you even parka? Machine Washable: If you can't handle me at my dirtiest... American Jobs: You mad?
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Cockadoodle Don't Even

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Sylvester and Tweety Bird™

$10.99

$10.99
LOONEY TUNES and all related characters and elements © & TM Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s19) One Size Fits All: You'd be looney to think it doesn't fit over every size bottle. Made in North Carolina: Where we heard that Tweety Bird has a vacation home. Insulates: Hugs close to your bottles to keep them warm or cold. Machine Washable: It's gonna need it after all that spit. American Jobs: Nothing more American than award winning cartoons and Freakers.

Harry Otter

$9.99

$9.99
Eatoff Matummius One Size Fits All: It's magic, tho. It's engineering. Masterful engineering. Made in North Carolina: The magic capital of of the mid-atlantic region. Insulates: Adds a solid layer of visible protection around your beverage, blocking the evils of bottle sweat. Machine Washable: Enjoys a dip in fresh water streams. American Jobs: Red. White. Blue. Thank you.

Saury Not Saury

$9.99

$9.99
Payback is a BAD Rex... One Size Fits All: Let every size bottle feel you ROAR!!!! Made in North Carolina: A place where dinosaurs took revenge on their peers and inferiors with a ruthlessness. Insulates: All chill or no chill. Depends. Machine Washable: To help get the blood out. American Jobs: Families all over are thankful for your amazing sense of humor.