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Neckolas Cage Socks

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-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Lance Tiny-Arms Strong Socks

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I have never [had tiny arms]. I can say it again, but I've said it for [sixty-five million] years. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state that still has no law against having a pet dinosaur. Machine Washable: But won't protect you from asteroids. American Jobs: RAWR!

Doggie Style Socks

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This pooch has swag! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: But worn all over the world. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... we'll throw in a nail clipping for $10. American Jobs: America and dogs. What else is there?