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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA! Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them. Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear. American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Baberaham Lincoln Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

Chile Nelson Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Queso on my Mind... -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Dank Nugs Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We hate to be blunt, but these socks are dank. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Keep It 420 Socks

$15.99

$15.99
420 All Day Err'Day.    -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

ColoRADo Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

4:20 O' Clock Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Because it's 4:20 somewhere... One Size Fits Most: Like good blunt wraps, they work just as good as the person wearing them. Mostly they fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Weed weed, not made in NC. Weed socks, 100% made in NC. Thank you for supporting American weed socks! Machine Washable: Wash with like colors. Materials: These socks are made with a special cotton/polyester blend that helps them keep their color, but remain comfy for as long as they possibly can.

Alpaca Bowl Socks

$15.99

$15.99
...then alpaca 'nother one :-) One Size Fits Most: You don't have to worry about stuffing these too much. These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: Even the cotton we make these socks with is grown and processed right here in the U.S.A. - Amen. Machine Washable: The wash best in the machine six paces from the front door at your local laundromat. Don't ask us how we know this. We just do, man. Materials: The majority of the sock is made of cotton, but we also threw in some polyester and a minimum amount of spandex to make sure they stretch and fit snug.

Devil's Lettuce Socks

$15.99

$15.99
...pairs well with jazz cabbage.   One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The hemp version of these socks were too itchy, so we use a cotton/polyester blend. Machine Washable: The color on these stays strong for years. These are high quality socks. American Jobs: From seed to your armoire, these socks stay in America.
Make America Baked Again Socks

Make America Baked Again Socks

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Make America Baked Again Socks
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Make America Baked Again Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Can't we all just get a bong? One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where weed isn't free, and neither are its dealers. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but who does that to socks. Gross? I lost my train of thought. Sorry. American Jobs: What's that one song about America that we should play?

Eagle Eyes It Socks

$15.99

$15.99
...soaring higher than an eagle at a Phish concert. -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!