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Merry Land

$9.99

$9.99
The merriest in all the land of Maryland. One Size Fits All: From a state that is the oddest shape, we invented this product with you in mind.Made in North Carolina: But we made this design special for all you Old Line Staters.Insulates: Your beverage will taste better with a Freaker.Machine Washable: Stop doing your laundry in the Chesapeake Bay. American Jobs: The great American blue crab prefers American made bottle covers.

Maryland University Socks

$17.99

$17.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Renaissance, Inc.  |  Matthews, NC 28104  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Baberaham Lincoln Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

ColoRADo Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!