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Baberaham Lincoln Socks

$15.99

$15.99
We pledge allegiance to all the FREAKS! One Size Fits Most: God Bless the American feet who will fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 shoes. These socks will bless your feet in liberty. Wash Like Socks: Wash them like normal socks, but dry them by running them up the flag pole and letting the sweet air of freedom dry them out. What These Are Made Of: What's more American than a comfortable cotton and polyester blend for a sock that will last through Wold War butt-kicking after World War butt-kicking? Nothing. That's what these socks are made of. American Jobs: American socks, made by American hands, delivered by Americans. I could repeat this one, but I don't think the computers wouldn't understand.

Big Willie (Texas) Socks

$15.99

$15.99
A Pair for All Your Ex's One Size Fits Most: These look good on any Texan and fit best on men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: They say, Texas isn't the south. And they are right. Machine Washable: Prefers hand washing in the Rio Grande American jobs: God Bless Texas, God Bless America.

Merry Land (Maryland) Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Golden Child (California) Socks

Golden Child (California) Socks

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Golden Child (California) Socks
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Golden Child (California) Socks

$15.99

$15.99
One Size Fits Most: Studies have shown that wearing Freaker Feet automatically makes you a better dancer.Made in North Carolina: Sometimes we wear socks with sandals here.Machine Washable: Put a sock in it...your washer that is.American Jobs: AMERRRICAAAA!

ColoRADo Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The perfect socks to help you skip over the Rockies -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!