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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

The Donald

$9.99

$9.99
What does Donald drink? One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes.Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue!Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot.Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid.American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!

Big Booty

$9.99

$9.99
Usually comes in a big chest.  One Size Fits All: We've all got bones. They come in all shapes and sizes. That's why we made the Freaker to fit different things because we're not shapeist. That's a thing. Hashtag it. Made in North Carolina: We're pretty Osteologist call North Carolina "The Fibula of America." We don't know why and we didn't ask, so that's a fact now.Insulates: Freakers are well known devices that keep the cold of a frosty beverage from sinking deep into the bone.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Thank you for supporting Americans from sea to shining sea!

Lumbersmack

$9.99

$9.99
Because bottles need plaid shirts too...  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!