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Unicorn On The Cob

$10.99

$10.99
Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography One Size Fits All: Because real unicorns have curves. Made in North Carolina: The sparkles in this Freaker may or may not come from unicorn hair harvested from the forest floors of N.C. Insulates: They protect your hands from getting wrinkly and nasty. Machine Washable: Can also use magical unicorn powers to clean this knit bottle sleeve, but we've never seen that action personally. We just know it exists. American Jobs: When you support American jobs, you support a land of magic, hope, and beauty!

Puking Unicorn

$9.99

$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
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Golden Gulls

$9.99

$9.99
Thank you for being a Freak! This product has been discontinued and is no longer part of our regular inventory.

The Great Catsby

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
We're not kitten when we say it fits your beverage purrfectly. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!