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  • J-09 Fifty Shades of Neigh Freaker Collection

Clyde

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Freak your partner in wine. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Big Booty

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Usually comes in a big chest. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

The Great Catsby

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We're not kitten when we say it fits your beverage purrfectly. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Tupacca

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I did it all for the wookie.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Full Petal Jacket

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The power of flower.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  
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Everyday I'm Mommin'

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-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Stormy Troopers

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Are you a target? Because I miss you a lot. One Size Fits All: Just like our uniforms, one size, fits all bottle shapes. It just stretches.Made in North Carolina: This ain’t no galaxy far, far away. It’s in America, right above South Carolina.Insulates: We’ve not yet tested Freakers at -455 degrees, but we will someday… *stares at binary sunset*Regular Laundry Approved: Who are we kidding, your Ran-D will take good care of it for you.American Jobs: If we could give you a huge parade and a shiny metal, we would. All the honors.

Sorry, Mom

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-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Feast Mode

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I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!