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I Am Froot Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

The Good Fat

$9.99

$9.99
¡HOLY GUACAMOLE!  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Tropickle

$9.99

$9.99
Tropic like it's hot. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

The Donald

$9.99

$9.99
What does Donald drink? One Size Fits All: Which is great because beverage containers, like hands, come in many sizes.Made in North Carolina: I BLEED red, white & blue!Insulates: Keeps the drinks cold, keeps the drinks hot.Machine Washable: Put this in the laundry and the maid will take care of it, if you have a maid.American Jobs: USA! USA! USA! I'M THE PRESIDENT!

Yoga Makes Me Fart Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!