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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Bear Meets World

$9.99 $5.99

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya!   One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug.Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief.Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing.Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle.American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.  

Fish You Were Here

$9.99

$9.99
See you on the dark side of the lagoon.   From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Captain

$9.99

$9.99
Oh Captain, my freaky Captain. One Size Fits All: For all the curvy bottles your fearless leader will come up against!Made in North Carolina: We run down to Cape Fear and dip these ones in there before we sell them so it can get it's sea legs up to snuff.Insulates: You want cold, wet beers, not cold, wet hands.Machine Washable: This thing can take a beating before you need to throw it in the wash, but we recommend washing it with your regular load of laundry.American Jobs: I know we don't show a lot of emotion towards you guys, but... We love ya. Thanks for being part of the crew.

I Lure Fish In

$9.99

$9.99
If you can think of a better fish pun... let minnow. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!