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Mystery 5-Pack (Freaker Feet)

$79.95 $29.99

Need a dark & mysterious romance package? We thought you’d never ask.   This pack contains 5 Mystery pairs of Freaker Feet socks* at over 60% off retail price!   -One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable!  -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!   *No Returns*

Home of the Brave | Land of the Freaks™ T-Shirt


Peep these super-soft, tri-blend (Cotton/Polyester/Rayon), white, crew neck tees featuring our fearless leader riding on a whole 'lotta FREEDOM.   Wearing one of these is like a 24/7 hug from us.   Made in USA! (duh) Every shirt comes with a mystery pair of Freaker Feet*! *Limited Time Offer