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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Chile Nelson

$9.99

$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.   One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegendsMade in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh.Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate.Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way.American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!

Fish You Were Here

$9.99

$9.99
See you on the dark side of the lagoon.   From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Buddy

$11.99

$11.99
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear."   One Size Fits All: Will fit all human sized bottles.Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is located 3,860mi from the North Pole, as the Reindeer flies.Insulates: On your trip through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, this will help keep your hot chocolate "melt-the-marshmallows" hot.Machine Washable: Fun Fact: Elf-sized washing machines can hold up to three Freakers.American Jobs: While they are inspired by the hard-working elves in the North Pole, these ones are made by the finest folks in the U.S.A. ELF and all related characters and elements © & TM New Line Productions, Inc. (s18)

Straight Outta Campton

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
...crazy mothafreaker name Bigfoot -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bunny Ralphie

$11.99

$11.99
"That is the most precious thing I've ever seen in my life." / "He looks like a pink nightmare." One Size Fits All: You tell this Freaker to go upstairs right now and try this present over every size bottle you can find!Made in North Carolina: The good people of North Carolina went through all this trouble to make it for you!Insulates: Every drink you have will be happy to be wearing this.Machine Washable: A trip through the wash and this will stay fluffy and clean for when Aunt Clara visits.American Jobs: Original American holiday movie designs? Check. Another year working at a Feakin' great American company? Check. Now go get some eggnog! A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)

Leg Lamp

$11.99

$11.99
"Frag-i-lé.... it must be Italian!"   One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is.Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place?Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container. Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry.American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you. A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)

Captain

$9.99

$9.99
Oh Captain, my freaky Captain. One Size Fits All: For all the curvy bottles your fearless leader will come up against!Made in North Carolina: We run down to Cape Fear and dip these ones in there before we sell them so it can get it's sea legs up to snuff.Insulates: You want cold, wet beers, not cold, wet hands.Machine Washable: This thing can take a beating before you need to throw it in the wash, but we recommend washing it with your regular load of laundry.American Jobs: I know we don't show a lot of emotion towards you guys, but... We love ya. Thanks for being part of the crew.

I Lure Fish In

$9.99

$9.99
If you can think of a better fish pun... let minnow. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!