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Bonnie

$9.99

$9.99
 Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No need to resize this fine diamond pattern. It fits over wine, beer, and whiskey bottles.Made in North Carolina: We said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!Protects: Putting this Freaker on your bottles let's the world know you have someone who loves you. We do!!!Launderable: Unlike that stunning dress, this thing can handle the regular wash cycle.American Jobs: The best part about this. You don't need three months salary to afford it!

Clyde

$9.99

$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy.Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it.Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to!Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required.American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana. 

Puking Unicorn

$9.99

$9.99
You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bromance

$9.99

$9.99
BREW LOVE   One Size Fits All: It fits those red cups you and your bros use to play beer pong! Made in North Carolina: Made in the south. How romantic.Insulates: Makes your drink feel like you're giving it a solid bro-hug. Makes it feel loved.Machine Washable: So you spilled beer on your Bromance Freaker?! No problem bro.American Jobs: Buying this supports a company owned by Americans, unlike most major beer brands.

Unicorn On The Cob

$10.99

$10.99
Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!