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Doggie Paddle

$9.99 $5.99

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Sea dawg. Sea dawg paddle.  Paddle, dawg, paddle.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Baberaham Lincoln

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Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA! Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them. Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear. American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Don't Be A Prick

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Stay sharp.   One Size Fits All: We're Cereus... This product would fit over a Golden Barrel.Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

Bear Meets World

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.

Lumbersmack

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Because bottles need plaid shirts too...  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Straight Outta Campton

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...crazy mothafreaker name Bigfoot -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Lance Tiny-Arms Strong

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"Hold on to your butts." -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Fish You Were Here

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See you on the dark side of the lagoon.   From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

I Lure Fish In

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If you can think of a better fish pun... let minnow. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
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Noonan

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Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Mallow Out

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Don't be so mallow dramatic.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Captain

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Oh Captain, my freaky Captain. One Size Fits All: For all the curvy bottles your fearless leader will come up against! Made in North Carolina: We run down to Cape Fear and dip these ones in there before we sell them so it can get it's sea legs up to snuff. Insulates: You want cold, wet beers, not cold, wet hands. Machine Washable: This thing can take a beating before you need to throw it in the wash, but we recommend washing it with your regular load of laundry. American Jobs: I know we don't show a lot of emotion towards you guys, but... We love ya. Thanks for being part of the crew.

I Bearlieve

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The truth is out bear.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Take Me To Your Litter

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Meow-ta this world!    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Snailed It!

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How do snails fight?  They slug it out.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Rocky

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Fresh air, fond memories, and freaked bottles served daily. One Size Fits All:  Made in North Carolina: 100% American made, so our families get paid.Insulates: Keeps your beverage cool on your hikes.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Buy American!

Shrimp Pimp

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Party like a flock star. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Queen Bee

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Show me the honey.  SHOW. ME. THE. HONEY!   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Caticorn

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Kittens or Unicorns?  (Why not both?) One Size Fits All: If it fits, it sits. Made in North Carolina: This particular species of Caticorn has habitat concentrated near the snipe hunting grounds around Lake Waccamaw. Insulates: The Caticorn's magical power is bringing joy to your face every time you see it. It insulates your soul from terrible vibes. Machine Washable: This Freaker may or may not regularly clean itself. Depends on how old it is and if it's still flexible enough to reach it's hind quarters. American Jobs: The only known places to get authentic Caticorn gear are Japan and America. We're glad you chose America.

Bitch Please

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

Laces Out

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It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Big Willie

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Everything is bigger in Texas... good thing these stretch. #BigWillieStyle One Size Fits All: The perfect thing to slid over your Lone Star Pounders or Shiner Bock. The guy writing this used to live in Texas. He knows you. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is kinda like if Houston and Austin had a kid. We are weird, yet we're a proud, growing sport city that was recently hit by a hurricane. If the boot fits... Eliminates Bottle Sweat: With this Texas Flag bottle cover, you'll tell every moist handshake, don't mess with Texas! Launderable: Wash with your favorite pair of jeans because it works just as hard out there. American Jobs: It fills our heart as big and bright as the stars. Thanks for your support!

I Need Some Space

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How do you organize a party in space?  You planet! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Jelly Good Fellow

$10.99 $6.99

$6.99
You jelly, bro? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Hooters

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Owl night long! (owl night) -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

The Good Fat

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¡HOLY GUACAMOLE!  -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Fairy Tail

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Beach, please. One Size Fits All: This ain't no dinglewinger or a whos-e-whats-e or whatever. This bottle sleeve is one of a kind and should absolutely be treasured. Made in North Carolina: Little known internet-based fact is mermaids were first discovered in a cove along Zeke's Island Reserve. Or so the legend goes... Insulates: It's sparkly and keeps drinks cold. Machine Washable: You'll want to keep this one clean and pretty. American Jobs: Due to overpopulation of human-consumable fish, mermaids have slowly declined in population, placing them on the endangered species list for mythical creatures. Every purchase goes towards helping keep the dreams of mermaids alive.

Shake It Off

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I love dog whistles, but you've probably never heard them.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Attention Horse

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Howdy NEEEIIIGGGHHBOR!!!! HEY! HI! WHAT'S UP? HEY!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: Seahorses come in all shapes and color combinations. Whether it's the Dwarf, the standard Yellow, the Big-belly, we designed this particular bottle sock to fit over all the drink containers you might encounter. Made in North Carolina: The Lined Seahorse you see depicted on this Freaker can be found all over. But Freakers are only made in N.C. Insulates: Seahorses notoriously live amongst the grass beds in slow moving water to protect them from predators, much like this container sleeve protects you and your drink from the elements. Machine Washable: We do not recommend washing these in salt water. Regular water does a much better job. American Jobs: While seahorses live relatively solitary lives, humans need each other in order to survive and we love you more and more every day because of it.

Bottoms Up

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Quack... Quack... Quack, Quack, Qua... One Size Fits All: Quack quack hoot, honk hoot quack!!! Quack quack! Made in North Carolina: Squeak, quack croak croak croak hoot. Insulates: HIIIIISSSSSSS. Graaable. Peep. Machine Washable: *stares at you while waddling towards the pond* American Jobs: Hoot hoot honk! Quack quack grunt!

Hi Sexy

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Why are cat butts always eye level?   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Hello Asshole

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Here's winking at you, kid.   AN EMILY MARTIAN DESIGN   One Size Fits All: Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.Made in North Carolina: *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*Covers: (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: thank you kindly for your support!

Bitches Get Stitches

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Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all. Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here. Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place. Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You