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Puking Unicorn

$9.99

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You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Puking Unicorn Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Conservation Nation

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.  So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist! Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care. Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally! Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!

Conservation Nation Socks

$15.99

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this AMAZING custom design will go to Conservation Nation. They give to Smithsonian projects in the wild, including a project to help endangered rhinos stay alive. So make the purchase and don your socks on the dance floor with pride! You just saved the planet with your fancy footwork. Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! Sizes: Men sizes 4-12 and Women sizes 6-14 Machine Washable: You can wash these like normal socks, or you can hand wash them in Nile when you visit the rhinos you just helped save! Not sure about the legality of that second one though. Materials: Customized Cotton/Polyester Blend

Queen Bee

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Show me the honey.  SHOW. ME. THE. HONEY!   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

TACOCAT

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Taco.  Cat.  Tacocat.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

TACOCAT Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Caticorn

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Kittens or Unicorns?  (Why not both?) One Size Fits All: If it fits, it sits. Made in North Carolina: This particular species of Caticorn has habitat concentrated near the snipe hunting grounds around Lake Waccamaw. Insulates: The Caticorn's magical power is bringing joy to your face every time you see it. It insulates your soul from terrible vibes. Machine Washable: This Freaker may or may not regularly clean itself. Depends on how old it is and if it's still flexible enough to reach it's hind quarters. American Jobs: The only known places to get authentic Caticorn gear are Japan and America. We're glad you chose America.

Caticorn Socks

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Caticorns can meow in 5 languages -One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that? -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Tupacca

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I did it all for the wookie.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Tupacca Socks

$15.99

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-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Shake It Off

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I love dog whistles, but you've probably never heard them.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Zero Fox Given

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Some days you just don't give a fox.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Zero Fox Given Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Take Me To Your Litter

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Meow-ta this world!    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Take Me To Your Litter Socks

Take Me To Your Litter Socks

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Take Me To Your Litter Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Hi Sexy Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Hi Sexy

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Why are cat butts always eye level?   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bitches Get Stitches

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Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all. Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here. Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place. Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

The Bigfoot Lebowski Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Grand Theft Otter Socks

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$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Snailed It!

$9.99 $5.99

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How do snails fight?  They slug it out.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Piggy Stardust Socks

$15.99 $7.99

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Free Hugs

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Wrap those lovin' arms around me.   One Size Fits All: Fits at least eight different bottle sizes. One for each tentacle.Made in North Carolina: This particular breed of octopus is call the Freakarius Raritius.Insulates: It wraps itself around your bottle and doesn't let go!!Machine Washable: It washes best when pre-rinsed in warm ocean water.American Jobs: Release the Kraken!!!! Please.

Free Hugs Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Hello Asshole

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Here's winking at you, kid.   AN EMILY MARTIAN DESIGN   One Size Fits All: Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.Made in North Carolina: *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*Covers: (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: thank you kindly for your support!

The Great Catsby

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We're not kitten when we say it fits your beverage purrfectly. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

The Great Catsby Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Unicorn On The Cob

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Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Unicorn On The Cob Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Doggie Style Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

I Kitty the Fool

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Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

I Kitty the Fool Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Eye Of The Tiger

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Rising up!  Back on the Freak. - One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. - Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* - Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) - Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. - American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Fairy Tail

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Beach, please. One Size Fits All: This ain't no dinglewinger or a whos-e-whats-e or whatever. This bottle sleeve is one of a kind and should absolutely be treasured. Made in North Carolina: Little known internet-based fact is mermaids were first discovered in a cove along Zeke's Island Reserve. Or so the legend goes... Insulates: It's sparkly and keeps drinks cold. Machine Washable: You'll want to keep this one clean and pretty. American Jobs: Due to overpopulation of human-consumable fish, mermaids have slowly declined in population, placing them on the endangered species list for mythical creatures. Every purchase goes towards helping keep the dreams of mermaids alive.

Bottoms Up

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Quack... Quack... Quack, Quack, Qua... One Size Fits All: Quack quack hoot, honk hoot quack!!! Quack quack! Made in North Carolina: Squeak, quack croak croak croak hoot. Insulates: HIIIIISSSSSSS. Graaable. Peep. Machine Washable: *stares at you while waddling towards the pond* American Jobs: Hoot hoot honk! Quack quack grunt!

Hooters

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Owl night long! (owl night) -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Doggie Paddle

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Sea dawg. Sea dawg paddle.  Paddle, dawg, paddle.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Tropic Like It's Hot Socks

$15.99

$15.99
-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Jelly Good Fellow

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$6.99
You jelly, bro? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  
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Jelly Good Fellow

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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

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-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Shrimp Pimp

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Party like a flock star. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Neckolas Cage Socks

$15.99 $7.99

$7.99
-One Size Fits Most! Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

I Bearlieve

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The truth is out bear.    -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Attention Horse

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Howdy NEEEIIIGGGHHBOR!!!! HEY! HI! WHAT'S UP? HEY!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: Seahorses come in all shapes and color combinations. Whether it's the Dwarf, the standard Yellow, the Big-belly, we designed this particular bottle sock to fit over all the drink containers you might encounter. Made in North Carolina: The Lined Seahorse you see depicted on this Freaker can be found all over. But Freakers are only made in N.C. Insulates: Seahorses notoriously live amongst the grass beds in slow moving water to protect them from predators, much like this container sleeve protects you and your drink from the elements. Machine Washable: We do not recommend washing these in salt water. Regular water does a much better job. American Jobs: While seahorses live relatively solitary lives, humans need each other in order to survive and we love you more and more every day because of it.

Pugalicious

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Are we ready for this jelly?  Abso-puggin-lutely. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  
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Noonan

$9.99

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Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Fish You Were Here

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See you on the dark side of the lagoon.   From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?!Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana.Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us.Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water.American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Lance Tiny-Arms Strong

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"Hold on to your butts." -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Bear Meets World

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.