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Puking Unicorn

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You'd like to know where rainbows come from?  We have some news... -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Tupacca

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Did it all for the Wookie. One Size Fits All: So that no matter what you drink your gangster space juice from, you keep your paws clean and dry. Made in North Carolina: Not a place that is light years away. Insulates: It will keep your drink cold or warm, even in hyperspace. Machine Washable: Pop this sucker in a sanitank and it should be good to go. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting jobs in this universe!

Unicorn On The Cob

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Unicorns + Glitter Yarn = Unicornography One Size Fits All: Because real unicorns have curves. Made in North Carolina: The sparkles in this Freaker may or may not come from unicorn hair harvested from the forest floors of N.C. Insulates: They protect your hands from getting wrinkly and nasty. Machine Washable: Can also use magical unicorn powers to clean this knit bottle sleeve, but we've never seen that action personally. We just know it exists. American Jobs: When you support American jobs, you support a land of magic, hope, and beauty!

Take Me To Your Litter

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Meow-ta this world! One Size Fits All: All the bottles in the galaxy! Made in North Carolina: #1 in alien cat abductions. Insulates: For those long trips outta the Milky Way. Machine Washable: For after you come home from those long trips outta the Milky Way. American Jobs: 100%. Thank you.

Bitches Get Stitches

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Clear my schedule, there's yarn on the floor.   DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN One Size Fits All: We're not kitty-ing. It's one bottle cover to fit them all. Made in North Carolina: We estimate that in the state alone more than 40 million stitches were given to bitches. That's why we say it's made here. Insulates: This cat is so tough, it intimidates the condensation from even forming on every bottle in the first place. Machine Washable: This cat likes baths, but prefers showers. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You
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Queen Bee

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Show me the honey.  SHOW. ME. THE. HONEY!   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Bitch Please

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian! One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You

Free Hugs

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Wrap those lovin' arms around me. One Size Fits All: Fits at least eight different bottle sizes. One for each tentacle. Made in North Carolina: This particular breed of octopus is call the Freakarius Raritius. Insulates: It wraps itself around your bottle and doesn't let go!! Machine Washable: It washes best when pre-rinsed in warm ocean water. American Jobs: Release the Kraken!!!! Please.

TACOCAT

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Taco. Cat. TACOCAT!!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: As diverse as the cats and tacos in your life. Made in North Carolina: Where our tacos are grown organically. Insulates: Protects. Nurtures. Invests. Machine Washable: You'll want to do that after you use this as a napkin during your next taco smashing session. American Jobs: Where our cats are grown organically.

I Kitty the Fool

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Kitty got no time for the jibba-jabba. One Size Fits All: Try it. You'll see. Try it. Made in North Carolina: Where kitty gets fool'd on the daily. Insulates: This particular design actually scares the molecules into retaining their temperature rather than the cloth helping protect things. #Fax Machine Washable: But don't mess up that hair cut. American Jobs: The folks who make these things live in the greatest country on earth.
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Bottoms Up

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Quack... Quack... Quack, Quack, Qua... One Size Fits All: Quack quack hoot, honk hoot quack!!! Quack quack! Made in North Carolina: Squeak, quack croak croak croak hoot. Insulates: HIIIIISSSSSSS. Graaable. Peep. Machine Washable: *stares at you while waddling towards the pond* American Jobs: Hoot hoot honk! Quack quack grunt!

Caticorn

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Kittens or Unicorns?  (Why not both?) One Size Fits All: If it fits, it sits. Made in North Carolina: This particular species of Caticorn has habitat concentrated near the snipe hunting grounds around Lake Waccamaw. Insulates: The Caticorn's magical power is bringing joy to your face every time you see it. It insulates your soul from terrible vibes. Machine Washable: This Freaker may or may not regularly clean itself. Depends on how old it is and if it's still flexible enough to reach it's hind quarters. American Jobs: The only known places to get authentic Caticorn gear are Japan and America. We're glad you chose America.

Eye Of The Tiger

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Rising up!  Back on the Freak. - One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. - Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* - Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) - Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. - American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Fairy Tail

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Beach, please. One Size Fits All: This ain't no dinglewinger or a whos-e-whats-e or whatever. This bottle sleeve is one of a kind and should absolutely be treasured. Made in North Carolina: Little known internet-based fact is mermaids were first discovered in a cove along Zeke's Island Reserve. Or so the legend goes... Insulates: It's sparkly and keeps drinks cold. Machine Washable: You'll want to keep this one clean and pretty. American Jobs: Due to overpopulation of human-consumable fish, mermaids have slowly declined in population, placing them on the endangered species list for mythical creatures. Every purchase goes towards helping keep the dreams of mermaids alive.

Bear Meets World

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Come through and let the bear get his paws on ya! One Size Fits All: From momma bear's jug of honey mead to baby bears bottle of milk, it slides over the top and fits snug. Made in North Carolina: The bears around here aren't as big as they are up north, but man do they get into mischief. Insulates: Bears eat in large quantities to insulate themselves with fat through the winter as they hibernate. Freakers protect your hand from the cold harsh realities of bottle sweat. Same thing. Machine Washable: We heard that it also will come clean if you find a tree with some rough bark and start rub it all over it. We don't believe it though. Best to stick to the spin cycle. American Jobs: We heard that while there are bears all over the world, the best bears live in America. They are the best Godless killing machines of all.

Hello Asshole

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Here's winking at you, kid. AN EMILY MARTIAN DESIGN One Size Fits All: House cat to Liger. They can all use it. Made in North Carolina: Where cats meow free. Covers: Instead of those dorky logos people put on drink containers, you get to put something that swears over top of it. Machine Washable: This one won't clean itself. American Jobs: It's Meowin' Time.

Fish You Were Here

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See you on the dark side of the lagoon. From May - December of 2019, Fish You Were Here is the official style chosen by our local chapter of the Autism Society of North Carolina. A portion of all sales of this Freaker will go directly to helping families in our community. Additional donations can be submitted here. Thank you for your support! One Size Fits All: This thing will also double as a sweater for a bunch of different fish. Can you believe that some people think fish don't get cold?!?! Made in North Carolina: We thought of this style when were were fishing for Walleye on Lake Fontana. Covers and Protects: Whatever beverages you take with you on the boat, we recommend putting a Freaker on to keep it from slipping out of your hand from the bottle sweat attack the lake effect moisture bring about. Trust us. Machine Washable: If you don't have a machine, dip it in the clean parts of the water. American Jobs: Thank goodness we get to make a living doing this. Thank you for putting up with our bad jokes. :)

Hooters

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Owl night long! (owl night) One Size Fits All: It adjusts to your needs. Made in North Carolina: Where we've given owls x-ray vision in a series of terrible science experiments gone way, way wrong. Insulates: Adds a layer of protection as well. Machine Washable: Do owls even take baths? American Jobs: Where the Hooters are hot!

The Great Catsby

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We're not kitten when we say it fits your beverage purrfectly. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Attention Horse

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Howdy NEEEIIIGGGHHBOR!!!! HEY! HI! WHAT'S UP? HEY!!!!!!! One Size Fits All: Seahorses come in all shapes and color combinations. Whether it's the Dwarf, the standard Yellow, the Big-belly, we designed this particular bottle sock to fit over all the drink containers you might encounter. Made in North Carolina: The Lined Seahorse you see depicted on this Freaker can be found all over. But Freakers are only made in N.C. Insulates: Seahorses notoriously live amongst the grass beds in slow moving water to protect them from predators, much like this container sleeve protects you and your drink from the elements. Machine Washable: We do not recommend washing these in salt water. Regular water does a much better job. American Jobs: While seahorses live relatively solitary lives, humans need each other in order to survive and we love you more and more every day because of it.

Jelly Good Fellow

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You jelly, bro? -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

Snailed It!

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How do snails fight?  They slug it out.   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  
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Turtle Eclipse Of The Heart

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For those that love the turtles. One Size Fits All: So that you can take it with you anywhere. Made in North Carolina: A popular state for 80's rock lovers and sea turtles. Who would have thought... Insulates: To keep drinks cold in the sun! Machine Washable: To get the sand cleaned off. American Jobs: From sea to shining sea.

Pugalicious

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Are we ready for this jelly?  Abso-puggin-lutely. One Size Fits All: Because we love dogs of all shapes and sizes! And bottles. Yeah. Made in North Carolina: A place where "dog friendly" doesn't come close describing how much we love these guys. Insulates: Like the fatty layer of those chubby little cheeks you cuddly cozykins. Machine Washable: Recommended to wash when dirty. American Jobs: Your purchase of this products supports Americans all over the country! Thank you.

Shrimp Pimp

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Party Like a Flock Star! One Size Fits All: From the skinniest bottles to the widest bottles Made in North Carolina: Where the coolest birds live, hands down. Insulates: It's not magic. It's science. Machine Washable: This one will need it because it likes wandering around in the dirt. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us!

I Bearlieve

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The Truth is Out Bear. One Size Fits All: Cubby cups to Grizzly Growlers. Made in North Carolina: Where bears think it's a bit too hot. Insulates: Helps your hands survive those long, harsh drinking sessions. Machine Washable: We recommend using normal washing procedures. American Jobs: We're very thankful for your support!

Noonan

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Noonan! Nnnnnnnoonan! -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Captain

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Oh Captain, my freaky Captain. One Size Fits All: For all the curvy bottles your fearless leader will come up against! Made in North Carolina: We run down to Cape Fear and dip these ones in there before we sell them so it can get it's sea legs up to snuff. Insulates: You want cold, wet beers, not cold, wet hands. Machine Washable: This thing can take a beating before you need to throw it in the wash, but we recommend washing it with your regular load of laundry. American Jobs: I know we don't show a lot of emotion towards you guys, but... We love ya. Thanks for being part of the crew.

I Lure Fish In

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If you can think of a better fish pun... let minnow. One Size Fits All: From tiny bottles to big 'ol bottles. Made in North Carolina: Where Billy the Singing Bass is still a top 5 birthday gift idea. Insulates: For when a cold drink counts. Machine Washable: Washes normally. American Jobs: Where fishing is a sport.

Hi Sexy

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Why are cat butts always eye level? DESIGNED BY EMILY MARTIAN   One Size Fits All: This one looks good on a jug of catnip Tea. Made in North Carolina: Where felines roam them there hillsides. Insulates: it's like, fur your bottle. Get it?! Machine Washable: This one can'r clean itself either. American Jobs: Where the house cats are better security guards than the dogs.

Conservation Nation

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Right on, rhino friend. Proceeds from your purchase of this design supports Conservation Nation, which gives to Smithsonian projects in the wild.  So personalize your bottle with a disco-loving rhino today and declare yourself a proper conservationist! Click here to learn more about Conservation Nation and the great work they do all over the world! One Size Fits All: This Freaker was designed to fit best over reusable bottles, but it simply loves being treated with care. Made In America: Made locally, shipped globally! Machine Washable: Take it down to the local watering hole that specializes in cloth sanitation. It will hook you up!

Game of Cones

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Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.  One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants. Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros. Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden. Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people. American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!

Tom & Jerry™

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TOM AND JERRY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All: We once put it over 8 cans of cat food to keep them organized. Made in North Carolina: Where, the rumor is, Tom bought a retirement home. Insulates: and protects from pesky bottle sweats. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting dreaming and doing.