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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

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Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: Hey! That's in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

New Mexico Flag

$9.99

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The ñewest México on the block. One Size Fits All: Water bottle, can of beer, baby bottle, wine bottle. No matter what, The Freaker's got you covered. Made in North Carolina: Even from 1,518mi away, you have never felt more close. Insulates: No one in Albuquerque likes bottle sweat. Machine Washable: Laundry load of Freaker enchantment...American Jobs: Keepin' that American economy alive one Freaker at a time.

Golden Child

$9.99

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Sausalito? Sausaneato! One Size Fits All: Would this beverage insulator fit over the state of California?Made in North Carolina: You know, we used to be the Hollywood of the South!Insulates: Keeps your drinks cold as a Bridgeport snowstorm and as hip as a San Diego Bike Party. Machine Washable: Throw them in the washer with the red carpet from your fancy film premieres. Unless, of course, you're one of the estimate 1/2 million homeless people that call California home, in which case we recommend throwing it with your regular laundry to save money.American Jobs: Born in the USA! Made in the USA!  

Arizona Flag

$9.99

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Land of the grandest of canyons... and the canned-iest of iced teas.  One Size Fits All: Stretches over any bottle. Maybe a cactus too?Made in North Carolina: There's no Grand Canyon here, but we do have the Linville Gorge. They call that the Grand Canyon of North Carolina and it is beautiful.Crushes Bottle Sweat: In a state where the average high temperature in the summer is 100+ degrees. This thing will keep your hands as dry as your front yard and your drinks as cold as the air conditioning you're sitting in.Machine Washable: So you spilled Arizona Green Tea on your self. It happens. Throw these in the wash right along with your t-shirt and jorts.American Jobs: Keepin' that American economy hot! Thank you for your help.

Rocky

$9.99

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Fresh air, fond memories, and freaked bottles served daily. One Size Fits All:  Made in North Carolina: 100% American made, so our families get paid.Insulates: Keeps your beverage cool on your hikes.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Buy American!

Merry Land

$9.99

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The merriest in all the land of Maryland. One Size Fits All: From a state that is the oddest shape, we invented this product with you in mind.Made in North Carolina: But we made this design special for all you Old Line Staters.Insulates: Your beverage will taste better with a Freaker.Machine Washable: Stop doing your laundry in the Chesapeake Bay. American Jobs: The great American blue crab prefers American made bottle covers.

North Carolina Flag

$9.99

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I mean come on, we made Cheerwine and Michael Jordan y'all. One Size Fits All:  Makes a great gift for any beverage connoisseur.Made in North Carolina: That's right, Michael Jordan plays basketball on our highways.Insulates: Keeps your can of Cheerwine nice and cool. Most importantly, it keeps you cool.Machine Washable: Don't throw it in the Cape Fear River to wash it, whatever you do!American Jobs: Thanks for supporting American made products!

Big Willie

$9.99

$9.99
Everything is bigger in Texas... good thing these stretch. #BigWillieStyle   -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!