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Snack to the Future Socks

$15.99

$15.99
It's your kids, Banana! Their fruit! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place not stuck in the past, but likes the past. It's complicated. Machine Washable: Your robot maid should take care of these. Just throw them on the floor. American Jobs: Thank you so much for supporting our goofiness! We work hard to put out great products and have fun!

Game of Cones

$9.99

$9.99
Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.  One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants. Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros. Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden. Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people. American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!

Game of Cones Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
I'll Stop for Cones and Melt With You! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: We recommend washing this one like it's your new favorite shirt. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy commoners, dragons, warriors, kings, queens, and faceless people!

Game of Cones Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where they also drink and know things. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but not flame retardant American Jobs: Lots of them. Thank you!

Drink and be Murray Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The man, the myth, the legend. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place that readily accepts that Caddy Shack is one of the top 5 movies of all time. Machine Washable: Doesn't need to be washed on the gentle cycle, but it might help. American Jobs: So, we got that going for us, which is nice.

Banana Montana Socks

$15.99

$15.99
It's a climb, but we can't stop partying in the USA. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where some folks grow bananas in their back yard. Machine Washable: For when it looks like they got smashed by a wrecking ball. American Jobs: This beautiful country was made for YOU and me!

Donut Devito Socks

$15.99

$15.99
America runs on Danny... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The northern most donut capitol of the Carolinas. Machine Washable: Perfect for covering up a botched toe job after its' done bleeding. American Jobs: Thank you for loving funny things!

Cockadoodle Don't Even

$9.99

$9.99
DON'T. EVEN. One Size Fits All: It's not up for debate. Made in North Carolina: So come at me, bro. Insulates: Do you even parka? Machine Washable: If you can't handle me at my dirtiest... American Jobs: You mad?

Saury Not Saury

$9.99

$9.99
Payback is a BAD Rex... One Size Fits All: Let every size bottle feel you ROAR!!!! Made in North Carolina: A place where dinosaurs took revenge on their peers and inferiors with a ruthlessness. Insulates: All chill or no chill. Depends. Machine Washable: To help get the blood out. American Jobs: Families all over are thankful for your amazing sense of humor.

Saury Not Saury Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Baby, I'm the baddest T-Rex around. Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: Don't worry, the blood on this shirt is fake. The color will hold. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people!

Saury Not Saury Socks

$15.99 $7.99

$7.99
If you CHOMP that CHOMP, baby... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where you better not cross a T-Rex. They will get you. Machine Washable: And we recommend it. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep dino puns roaming free.

Scooby Snacks

$11.99

$11.99
SCOOBY-DOO and all related characters and elements © & TM Hanna-Barbera. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All Sometimes you need to eat some stuff to get in tune with the universe. Scooby knows... Made in North Carolina: There are several hundred dogs every year named Scooby born in the Tar Heel State and it's glorious. Insulates: Keeps drinks cold for those all-night stakeouts. Machine Washable: It's not mystery. Throw this in the washing machine to get it clean. American Jobs: Also helps catch American bad guys.

Harry Otter Socks

$15.99

$15.99
He Opens Clams with a Swish of his Stick One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The most otterific of all the states in the world. Machine Washable: Recommended after each use. American Jobs: Where if you have a perfectly good tummy, you should eat of it.
Sylvester and Tweety Bird™
Scooby Snacks

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$10.99
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Sylvester and Tweety Bird™

$10.99

$10.99
LOONEY TUNES and all related characters and elements © & TM Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s19) One Size Fits All: You'd be looney to think it doesn't fit over every size bottle. Made in North Carolina: Where we heard that Tweety Bird has a vacation home. Insulates: Hugs close to your bottles to keep them warm or cold. Machine Washable: It's gonna need it after all that spit. American Jobs: Nothing more American than award winning cartoons and Freakers.

Spit Happens

$9.99

$9.99
S*it Happens. One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are? Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home. Insulates: It's like wool for your beer, man. Machine Washable: These things come out of the wash looking so effin good. We recommend regular cleaning. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep the dream alive!

Harry Otter

$9.99

$9.99
Eatoff Matummius One Size Fits All: It's magic, tho. It's engineering. Masterful engineering. Made in North Carolina: The magic capital of of the mid-atlantic region. Insulates: Adds a solid layer of visible protection around your beverage, blocking the evils of bottle sweat. Machine Washable: Enjoys a dip in fresh water streams. American Jobs: Red. White. Blue. Thank you.

Buns N' Roses Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
This shirt is one in a million! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: It will need a wash with all the ROCKING you're going to be doing in it. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy rockstars and people!

Spice Squirrels Socks

$15.99

$15.99
If you wanna get these stored nuts... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place where the squirrels are choosy about who they get with. Machine Washable: aaaaAAAAAHHHHH we want you! To wash these with like colors. American Jobs: Thanks for clicking your way to this page. We love you.
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NC Pride

$9.99 $5.99

$5.99
We love ALL of North Carolina!!! One Size Fits All: This is true. It fits over any size bottle/container. Made in North Carolina: A place FILLED with Pride. Insulates: It gives your bottle a big hug to help keep it warm... or cold. Machine Washable: We recommend washing this with all your other rainbow colored clothing! American Jobs: Thank you for keeping things local!

NC Pride Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Possibly, the greatest rainbow socks ever made. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where PRIDE grows freely next to fields of tobacco and corn. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... for those that want a more hands-on experience with their clothes American Jobs: Thank you for helping support all kinds of Americans!

King James Socks

$15.99 $7.99

$7.99
Roundball's Current Reign Man One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: We are not biased in this and this guy may be the King, but he ain't the GOAT. That title belongs to M.J. Machine Washable: With only the finest soaps sourced from the far east. American Jobs: God bless you for helping keep jobs here in America.

Baker Mayfield Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state that really appreciates tough nose ball players like Baker. Machine Washable: Gonna want to put these through the wash after walking through the Dawg Pound. American Jobs: We appreciate all the support you give us! Thank you!

Tom & Jerry™

$11.99

$11.99
TOM AND JERRY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All: We once put it over 8 cans of cat food to keep them organized. Made in North Carolina: Where, the rumor is, Tom bought a retirement home. Insulates: and protects from pesky bottle sweats. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting dreaming and doing.

Saquon Barkley Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The blue-collar attitude having, workhorse of the mid-atlantic region. Machine Washable: Really loves the "Heavy Duty" cycle. American Jobs: We are so thankful you help us punch the clock so we can give it all we have!

Tupacca T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Dear Mama, I want this T-Shirt!!!! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: These wash like all your other shirts. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people!

Tupacca Mug

$14.99

$14.99
Picture Me Sippin' 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Patrick Mahomes Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 and look great on everyone. Made in North Carolina: Where great, super, awesome things happen on the daily. Machine Washable: They come out clean every time. American Jobs: Every purchase supports growing American families.

Alvin Kamara Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The most elusive and yet powerful states in southern U.S. Machine Washable: You're gonna wanna keep these clean because they look FRESH. American Jobs: Homegrown products form homegrown materials!

Zero Fox Given Mug

$14.99

$14.99
The Quick Brown Fox Drinks From This Mug 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Chile Nelson T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
The perfect shirt for Me and Paul. Materials: They are a comfortable 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend shirt. Printed in North Carolina: Near the Mendocino County Line! Machine Washable: May smell like booze if washed in the Whiskey River. Unisexy: Our shirts look great on all Red Headed Strangers!

Chile Nelson Mug

$14.99

$14.99
For those who like sipping 'shine at 9am 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Take Me To Your Litter Mug

$14.99

$14.99
Rests on the Dashboard of any Spaceship 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee, tea, or space goo. Microwave Safe: They get warm when you zap them with your lasers. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

John Lemon T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Yesterday... I didn't know about this shirt, but now I want one! Materials: These are made with straight up, 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend for comfort. Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC and all the folks that live there! Machine Washable: These wash like all your other shirts. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people and dogs if they are big enough!

John Lemon Mug

$14.99

$14.99
I Wanna Hold Your Handle 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or high tea with the queen. Microwave Safe: They get warm in that little zap box. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

BATMAN™

$11.99

$11.99
All DC characters and elements © & ™ DC Comics. (s16) One Size Fits All: As versatile as this hero's famous utility belt. Made in North Carolina: But we all live in Gotham on some level... Insulates: It fits snug against the body of your favorite bottle to help regulate the temperature of the contents. Machine Washable: Might want to take this one to the cleaners to get it crisp, but whatever works. American Jobs: Nothing better than packing up one of these American legends to send to another American legend. You!