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Drink and be Murray Socks

$15.99

$15.99
The man, the myth, the legend. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place that readily accepts that Caddy Shack is one of the top 5 movies of all time. Machine Washable: Doesn't need to be washed on the gentle cycle, but it might help. American Jobs: So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
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Harry Otter

$9.99

$9.99
Eatoff Matummius One Size Fits All: It's magic, tho. It's engineering. Masterful engineering. Made in North Carolina: The magic capital of of the mid-atlantic region. Insulates: Adds a solid layer of visible protection around your beverage, blocking the evils of bottle sweat. Machine Washable: Enjoys a dip in fresh water streams. American Jobs: Red. White. Blue. Thank you.

Harry Otter Socks

$15.99

$15.99
He Opens Clams with a Swish of his Stick One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The most otterific of all the states in the world. Machine Washable: Recommended after each use. American Jobs: Where if you have a perfectly good tummy, you should eat of it.

Blow Me

$9.99

$9.99
It is my birthday, ya know... One Size Fits All: This will stretch over that big bottle of booze your best friend brought you. Made in North Carolina: Where blowin' things is in our DNA. Insulates: It'll keep you drink cold and your hand dry so you can cut the cake and not have to worry about your grip on the knife. Machine Washable: Water won't extinguish the flame on this candle. It burns until it's blown... out. American Jobs: We love you!

Donut Devito Socks

$15.99

$15.99
America runs on Danny... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The northern most donut capitol of the Carolinas. Machine Washable: Perfect for covering up a botched toe job after its' done bleeding. American Jobs: Thank you for loving funny things!

Spit Happens

$9.99

$9.99
S*it Happens. One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are? Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home. Insulates: It's like wool for your beer, man. Machine Washable: These things come out of the wash looking so effin good. We recommend regular cleaning. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep the dream alive!

Saury Not Saury

$9.99

$9.99
Payback is a BAD Rex... One Size Fits All: Let every size bottle feel you ROAR!!!! Made in North Carolina: A place where dinosaurs took revenge on their peers and inferiors with a ruthlessness. Insulates: All chill or no chill. Depends. Machine Washable: To help get the blood out. American Jobs: Families all over are thankful for your amazing sense of humor.

Saury Not Saury Socks

$15.99

$15.99
If you CHOMP that CHOMP, baby... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where you better not cross a T-Rex. They will get you. Machine Washable: And we recommend it. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep dino puns roaming free.

Saury Not Saury Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Baby, I'm the baddest T-Rex around. Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: Don't worry, the blood on this shirt is fake. The color will hold. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people!
Sylvester and Tweety Bird™
Saury Not Saury Shirt

Sylvester and Tweety Bird™

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Sylvester and Tweety Bird™

$10.99

$10.99
LOONEY TUNES and all related characters and elements © & TM Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s19) One Size Fits All: You'd be looney to think it doesn't fit over every size bottle. Made in North Carolina: Where we heard that Tweety Bird has a vacation home. Insulates: Hugs close to your bottles to keep them warm or cold. Machine Washable: It's gonna need it after all that spit. American Jobs: Nothing more American than award winning cartoons and Freakers.

Spice Squirrels Socks

$15.99

$15.99
If you wanna get these stored nuts... One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place where the squirrels are choosy about who they get with. Machine Washable: aaaaAAAAAHHHHH we want you! To wash these with like colors. American Jobs: Thanks for clicking your way to this page. We love you.

Cockadoodle Don't Even

$9.99

$9.99
DON'T. EVEN. One Size Fits All: It's not up for debate. Made in North Carolina: So come at me, bro. Insulates: Do you even parka? Machine Washable: If you can't handle me at my dirtiest... American Jobs: You mad?

Banana Montana Socks

$15.99

$15.99
It's a climb, but we can't stop partying in the USA. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state where some folks grow bananas in their back yard. Machine Washable: For when it looks like they got smashed by a wrecking ball. American Jobs: This beautiful country was made for YOU and me!

Buns N' Roses Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
This shirt is one in a million! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: It will need a wash with all the ROCKING you're going to be doing in it. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy rockstars and people!

Snack to the Future Socks

$15.99

$15.99
It's your kids, Banana! Their fruit! One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A place not stuck in the past, but likes the past. It's complicated. Machine Washable: Your robot maid should take care of these. Just throw them on the floor. American Jobs: Thank you so much for supporting our goofiness! We work hard to put out great products and have fun!

Ain't Easy Being Cheesy

$9.99

$9.99
Get Lost in the Sauce. One Size Fits All: Handtossed, Pan, Thin Crust, Cauliflower Crust, Chicago Deep Dish. This thing fits over any beverage container you drink from while eating pizza. Made in North Carolina: Where pizza was not invented, but is enjoyed by millions. Insulates: Just like the cheese protects the sauce from getting a burned and stuff. Machine Washable: Recommended after using it as a napkin while binge watching The Office and snackin' on some Bread Bites. American Jobs: Salute to our favorite food and our favorite Freakin' people.

NC Pride

$9.99

$9.99
We love ALL of North Carolina!!! One Size Fits All: This is true. It fits over any size bottle/container. Made in North Carolina: A place FILLED with Pride. Insulates: It gives your bottle a big hug to help keep it warm... or cold. Machine Washable: We recommend washing this with all your other rainbow colored clothing! American Jobs: Thank you for keeping things local!

NC Pride Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Possibly, the greatest rainbow socks ever made. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where PRIDE grows freely next to fields of tobacco and corn. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... for those that want a more hands-on experience with their clothes American Jobs: Thank you for helping support all kinds of Americans!

King James Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Roundball's Current Reign Man One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: We are not biased in this and this guy may be the King, but he ain't the GOAT. That title belongs to M.J. Machine Washable: With only the finest soaps sourced from the far east. American Jobs: God bless you for helping keep jobs here in America.

Game of Cones Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
I'll Stop for Cones and Melt With You! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: We recommend washing this one like it's your new favorite shirt. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy commoners, dragons, warriors, kings, queens, and faceless people!

Game of Cones Socks

$15.99

$15.99
Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee. One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: Where they also drink and know things. Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but not flame retardant American Jobs: Lots of them. Thank you!

Game of Cones

$9.99

$9.99
Spoiler Alert: Ice cream is delicious.  One Size Fits All: From the littlest fingers to the paws of giants. Made in North Carolina: That's what's west of Westeros. Insulates: Keeps things warm in the North. Cold in Highgarden. Machine Washable: Because machines do the wash, not people. American Jobs: Where the fate is up to the people!!!!!

Baker Mayfield Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: A state that really appreciates tough nose ball players like Baker. Machine Washable: Gonna want to put these through the wash after walking through the Dawg Pound. American Jobs: We appreciate all the support you give us! Thank you!

Tom & Jerry™

$11.99

$11.99
TOM AND JERRY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All: We once put it over 8 cans of cat food to keep them organized. Made in North Carolina: Where, the rumor is, Tom bought a retirement home. Insulates: and protects from pesky bottle sweats. Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. American Jobs: Thank you for supporting dreaming and doing.

Saquon Barkley Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The blue-collar attitude having, workhorse of the mid-atlantic region. Machine Washable: Really loves the "Heavy Duty" cycle. American Jobs: We are so thankful you help us punch the clock so we can give it all we have!

Tupacca T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Dear Mama, I want this T-Shirt!!!! Materials: 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC! Machine Washable: These wash like all your other shirts. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people!

Tupacca Mug

$14.99

$14.99
Picture Me Sippin' 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Patrick Mahomes Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: These socks fit men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14 and look great on everyone. Made in North Carolina: Where great, super, awesome things happen on the daily. Machine Washable: They come out clean every time. American Jobs: Every purchase supports growing American families.

Alvin Kamara Socks

$19.99

$19.99
Officially Licensed Product of National Football League Players Inc. © 2019 One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back. Made in North Carolina: The most elusive and yet powerful states in southern U.S. Machine Washable: You're gonna wanna keep these clean because they look FRESH. American Jobs: Homegrown products form homegrown materials!

Zero Fox Given Mug

$14.99

$14.99
The Quick Brown Fox Drinks From This Mug 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Hammer Time

$9.99

$9.99
Stop... And put this thing on your bottle! One Size Fits All These look especially good on one of those bottles of shark spit that you can buy in Japan. Made in North Carolina: We consulted with the sharks off Carolina Beach before making this one. Insulates: Keeps it cold in the hot, hot sun. Machine Washable: Best washed after long beach sessions. American Jobs: We love you, you amazing person.

Scooby Snacks

$11.99

$11.99
SCOOBY-DOO and all related characters and elements © & TM Hanna-Barbera. WB SHIELD: © & TM WBEI. (s19) One Size Fits All Sometimes you need to eat some stuff to get in tune with the universe. Scooby knows... Made in North Carolina: There are several hundred dogs every year named Scooby born in the Tar Heel State and it's glorious. Insulates: Keeps drinks cold for those all-night stakeouts. Machine Washable: It's not mystery. Throw this in the washing machine to get it clean. American Jobs: Also helps catch American bad guys.

Chile Nelson T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
The perfect shirt for Me and Paul. Materials: They are a comfortable 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend shirt. Printed in North Carolina: Near the Mendocino County Line! Machine Washable: May smell like booze if washed in the Whiskey River. Unisexy: Our shirts look great on all Red Headed Strangers!

Chile Nelson Mug

$14.99

$14.99
For those who like sipping 'shine at 9am 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or tea. Microwave Safe: They get warm in there. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

Take Me To Your Litter Mug

$14.99

$14.99
Rests on the Dashboard of any Spaceship 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee, tea, or space goo. Microwave Safe: They get warm when you zap them with your lasers. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.

John Lemon T-Shirt

$24.99

$24.99
Yesterday... I didn't know about this shirt, but now I want one! Materials: These are made with straight up, 50/50 Cotton and Polyester Blend for comfort. Printed in North Carolina: We love Thomasville, NC and all the folks that live there! Machine Washable: These wash like all your other shirts. Unisexy: Our shirts are made for all the sexy people and dogs if they are big enough!

John Lemon Mug

$14.99

$14.99
I Wanna Hold Your Handle 12oz. Pour: Perfect for coffee or high tea with the queen. Microwave Safe: They get warm in that little zap box. Dishwasher Safe: These prefer top racks like most mugs.