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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: That's right, we make the American Flag Freaker in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Clyde

$9.99

$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. One Size Fits All: No tailoring required for this bad boy.Made in North Carolina: Went down a rabbit hole googling the phrase "Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome." It's very adult. I wouldn't recommend it.Insulates: Fits and functions like a suit is supposed to!Machine Washable: No dry cleaning required.American Jobs: The materials used to make this product are grown in a field not far from where Bonnie and Clyde were captured in Louisiana.