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Baberaham Lincoln

$9.99

$9.99
Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks One Size Fits All: Bottle covers for the patriotic at heart! Made in North Carolina: Hey! That's in the USA!Insulates: You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how your bottles feel when you put this cover on them.Machine Washable: Wash it with your favorite pair of American flag underwear.American Jobs: We're all in the country together. Let your Freaker flag fly!

Clyde

$9.99

$9.99
Freak your partner in wine. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!