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Big Willie

$9.99

$9.99
Everything is bigger in Texas... good thing these stretch. #BigWillieStyle One Size Fits All: The perfect thing to slid over your Lone Star Pounders or Shiner Bock. The guy writing this used to live in Texas. He knows you. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is kinda like if Houston and Austin had a kid. We are weird, yet we're a proud, growing sport city that was recently hit by a hurricane. If the boot fits... Eliminates Bottle Sweat: With this Texas Flag bottle cover, you'll tell every moist handshake, don't mess with Texas! Launderable: Wash with your favorite pair of jeans because it works just as hard out there. American Jobs: It fills our heart as big and bright as the stars. Thanks for your support!

Big Willie (Texas) Socks

$15.99

$15.99
A Pair for All Your Ex's One Size Fits Most: These look good on any Texan and fit best on men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. Made in North Carolina: They say, Texas isn't the south. And they are right. Machine Washable: Prefers hand washing in the Rio Grande American jobs: God Bless Texas, God Bless America.

Laces Out

$9.99

$9.99
It was all that Dan Marino's fault.  Everyone knows that. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Texas A&M University

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

University of Texas

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Texas Tech University

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Chile Nelson

$9.99

$9.99
Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again. One Size Fits All: Our buddy Oliver told us that if you put this Freaker on the right bottle, you're 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, it Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends Made in North Carolina: Something about the air here. It's clean. It's spicy. It's fresh. Protects the Valuables: If you're playing the puff-puff-pass game and your fingres are drenched with bottle sweat, that's a party foul and you get skipped. This thing can save you from that fate. Machine Washable: We do not recommend putting this thing into a chile roaster. It will burn it, not "sanitize it with heat." Found that one out the hard way. American Jobs: Thank you for making this happen!

Baylor University

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. One Size Fits All: We've been to Waco several times and it's a nice little city. We could see ourselves living there. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington. Waco. We ship to your dorm. I'm seeing a trend. Insulates: Throw this over your age and campus appropriate beverage before and after running the Baylor Line. Machine Washable: If you drop it in the Brazos while you're tubing down the river, we think that counts as a wash. American Jobs: Thank you for helping keep jobs right here in the states with every purchase.

Texas Christian

$11.99

$11.99
Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Buddy

$11.99

$11.99
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear." One Size Fits All: Will fit all human sized bottles. Made in North Carolina: Wilmington is located 3,860mi from the North Pole, as the Reindeer flies. Insulates: On your trip through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, this will help keep your hot chocolate "melt-the-marshmallows" hot. Machine Washable: Fun Fact: Elf-sized washing machines can hold up to three Freakers. American Jobs: While they are inspired by the hard-working elves in the North Pole, these ones are made by the finest folks in the U.S.A. ELF and all related characters and elements © & TM New Line Productions, Inc. (s18)

Bunny Ralphie

$11.99

$11.99
"That is the most precious thing I've ever seen in my life." / "He looks like a pink nightmare." One Size Fits All: You tell this Freaker to go upstairs right now and try this present over every size bottle you can find! Made in North Carolina: The good people of North Carolina went through all this trouble to make it for you! Insulates: Every drink you have will be happy to be wearing this. Machine Washable: A trip through the wash and this will stay fluffy and clean for when Aunt Clara visits. American Jobs: Original American holiday movie designs? Check. Another year working at a Feakin' great American company? Check. Now go get some eggnog! A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)

Leg Lamp

$11.99

$11.99
"Frag-i-lé.... it must be Italian!"   One Size Fits All: If you're the smartest guy in your neighborhood, you know how versatile this bottle sweater REALLY is.Made in North Carolina: Honey, what is this North Carolina place?Insulates: Impossible to shoot your eye out with this Freaker. It goes on your favorite drink container. Machine Washable: Throw this guy in the washing machine, that's the metal box closest to the furnace, with a regular load of laundry.American Jobs: Buying this for you or your loved one supports a local business. Thank you. A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements © & TM Turner Entertainment Co. (s18)