Land of the grandest of canyons... and the canned-iest of iced teas.
One Size Fits All: Stretches over any bottle. Maybe a cactus too?
Made in North Carolina: There's no Grand Canyon here, but we do have the Linville Gorge. They call that the Grand Canyon of North Carolina and it is beautiful.
Crushes Bottle Sweat: In a state where the average high temperature in the summer is 100+ degrees. This thing will keep your hands as dry as your front yard and your drinks as cold as the air conditioning you're sitting in.
Machine Washable: So you spilled Arizona Green Tea on your self. It happens. Throw these in the wash right along with your t-shirt and jorts.
American Jobs: Keepin' that American economy hot! Thank you for your help.