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One Size Fits All: It is visibly impenetrable on a 2L-bottle. Think about that.
Made in North Carolina: The Tar Heel State is gettin' it!
Insulates: Max protection for your cold, age appropriate beverages.
Machine Washable: As with anything, you use it, you clean it.
American Jobs: Every cent you spend on this bottle sweater supports one of your neighbors who loves working hard. Thank you.