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Bitch I Operate

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One Size Fits All: It is visibly impenetrable on a 2L-bottle. Think about that.

Made in North Carolina: The Tar Heel State is gettin' it!

Insulates: Max protection for your cold, age appropriate beverages.

Machine Washable: As with anything, you use it, you clean it.

American Jobs: Every cent you spend on this bottle sweater supports one of your neighbors who loves working hard. Thank you.

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6-PACK INCLUDES: Drinkin' Bros Podcast Freaker Vandenham Freaker Bitch I Operate Freaker Instructor Earl Freaker Jarred Taylor Freaker MYSTERY Freaker     One Size Fits All: Looks particularly good when directly applied to bottles pulled from the fridge.Made in North Carolina: If you search "North Carolina Facts" and click on the first link, they twice list that Babe Ruth hit is first home run here. That's gotta make it true, right?Insulates: This thing keeps your drink cold and your hand dry like nothing else in the world.Machine Washable: Wash all your parts with like colors.American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!
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