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Bitch I Operate

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Bitch, I Operate

 

One Size Fits All: It is visibly impenetrable on a 2L-bottle. Think about that.

Made in North Carolina: The Tar Heel State is gettin' it!

Insulates: Max protection for your cold, age appropriate beverages.

Machine Washable: As with anything, you use it, you clean it.

American Jobs: Every cent you spend on this bottle sweater supports one of your neighbors who loves working hard. Thank you.

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