Oh Captain, my freaky Captain.
One Size Fits All: For all the curvy bottles your fearless leader will come up against!
Made in North Carolina: We run down to Cape Fear and dip these ones in there before we sell them so it can get it's sea legs up to snuff.
Insulates: You want cold, wet beers, not cold, wet hands.
Machine Washable: This thing can take a beating before you need to throw it in the wash, but we recommend washing it with your regular load of laundry.
American Jobs: I know we don't show a lot of emotion towards you guys, but... We love ya. Thanks for being part of the crew.