One Size Fits All: This ain't no dinglewinger or a whos-e-whats-e or whatever. This bottle sleeve is one of a kind and should absolutely be treasured.
Made in North Carolina: Little known internet-based fact is mermaids were first discovered in a cove along Zeke's Island Reserve. Or so the legend goes...
Insulates: It's sparkly and keeps drinks cold.
Machine Washable: You'll want to keep this one clean and pretty.
American Jobs: Due to overpopulation of human-consumable fish, mermaids have slowly declined in population, placing them on the endangered species list for mythical creatures. Every purchase goes towards helping keep the dreams of mermaids alive.