I'm all about that baste, 'bout that baste, no stuffing.
One Size Fits All: 12oz bottle. 16oz can. 18oz can bottle. 24oz can. 40oz bottle. Whatever you're about to pound down on while grubbin' up.
Made in North Carolina: We asked our medium to channel Mary Brewster, who was at the first Thanksgiving and she said the yam bake served at that first meal was imported from North Carolina. That's according to our medium, anyway.
Destroys Bottle Sweat: No coasters necessary. Dry handshakes in abundance.
Machine Washable: Keep it clean.
American Jobs: We woke up in FEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!