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One Size Fits All: Fits bottle sizes as diverse as "Florida Man" stories.
Made in North Carolina: But this one belongs in the pan handle.
Insulates: You know when you go to a party and you can't tell which bottle is yours? Yeah. Having this will help you figure out which one is yours.
Machine Washable: It gets the cleanest in the washing machines in the freshman dorm, so if you gotta walk across campus, so be it.
American Jobs: I know people think it's offensive. I know. But the Seminole mascot slamming the flaming spear from the back of a horse is just badass fun. 'Merica.