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Game of Cones Socks

$15.99

Before putting on these socks one must bend the knee.



-One Size Fits Most! Men sizes 4-12 and Women size 6-14 - Bringing unisexy back.

Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*

-Machine Washable! Also hand washable.. but who does that?

-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

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