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Happy Flag

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Giddy giddy gumdrop WEEEE!  Unshockingly, made with glitter yarns!

One Size Fits All: For all the colors of the rainbow.

Made in North Carolina: But it's heart is wherever you are.

Shields: Your hands from bottle sweat and your mind from negative energy. It's like a dream catcher like that.

Machine Washable: It prefers a mixture of sunshine and misty showers.

American Jobs: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 3 is that magic number.

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