Giddy giddy gumdrop WEEEE! Unshockingly, made with glitter yarns!
One Size Fits All: For all the colors of the rainbow.
Made in North Carolina: But it's heart is wherever you are.
Shields: Your hands from bottle sweat and your mind from negative energy. It's like a dream catcher like that.
Machine Washable: It prefers a mixture of sunshine and misty showers.
American Jobs: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 3 is that magic number.