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Hello Asshole


Here's winking at you, kid.  



One Size Fits All: Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.

Made in North Carolina: *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*

Covers: (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)

Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.

American Jobs: thank you kindly for your support!

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