This guy's a professional.
One Size Fits All: Just like Earl, this thing is versatile.
Made in North Carolina: This state is home to about 10 million people. A bunch of them work for us.
Insulates: Have you ever walked around a party with a wet napkin under your drink? Stop that. Buy this.
Machine Washable: 30min. and you're done. There's a lot of things you can do in 30min.
American Jobs: There are about 150 million jobs in America. Thanks supporting one of the good guys.