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Instructor Earl

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One Size Fits All: Just like Earl, this thing is versatile.

Made in North Carolina: This state is home to about 10 million people. A bunch of them work for us.

Insulates: Have you ever walked around a party with a wet napkin under your drink? Stop that. Buy this.

Machine Washable: 30min. and you're done. There's a lot of things you can do in 30min.

American Jobs: There are about 150 million jobs in America. Thanks supporting one of the good guys.

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Drinkin' Bros Podcast 6 PACK!

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The Drinkin' Bros Podcast Socks

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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support! 

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Fresh air, fond memories, and freaked bottles served daily. One Size Fits All:  Made in North Carolina: 100% American made, so our families get paid.Insulates: Keeps your beverage cool on your hikes.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: Buy American!

Bitch Please

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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!   One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes. Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch. Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge.Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.American Jobs: American Art + American Products = We Love You  

John Lemon Socks

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The Fab Four:  George Pearison, Ringo Starfruit, John Lemon, and Paul McCartpea   -One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!!  *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*  -Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!  

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A strong, independent skull that don't need no body.   -Glittery Yarn!  Because there's no such thing as too much bling. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

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Officially Licensed Product  |  Jenkins Enterprises  |  N. Little Rock, AR 72117  |  Distributed by Freaker USA™  |  Freaker® and other brands and logos used under license.  The Indicia on this product are protected trademarks of the respective College or University. -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

Antonio Brown

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