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Instructor Earl

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One Size Fits All: Just like Earl, this thing is versatile.

Made in North Carolina: This state is home to about 10 million people. A bunch of them work for us.

Insulates: Have you ever walked around a party with a wet napkin under your drink? Stop that. Buy this.

Machine Washable: 30min. and you're done. There's a lot of things you can do in 30min.

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6-PACK INCLUDES: Drinkin' Bros Podcast Freaker Vandenham Freaker Bitch I Operate Freaker Instructor Earl Freaker Jarred Taylor Freaker MYSTERY Freaker     One Size Fits All: Looks particularly good when directly applied to bottles pulled from the fridge.Made in North Carolina: If you search "North Carolina Facts" and click on the first link, they twice list that Babe Ruth hit is first home run here. That's gotta make it true, right?Insulates: This thing keeps your drink cold and your hand dry like nothing else in the world.Machine Washable: Wash all your parts with like colors.American Jobs: Thank you kindly for your support!
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-One Size Fits Most!  Bringing unisexy back. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*-Machine Washable! -American jobs thank you kindly for your support! 

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