It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.
One Size Fits All: And makes it look like a football and make every one at the bar jealous.
Made in North Carolina: Where we know two things. 1. Football and 2. Beating Beverage Sweat.
Insulates: Layers of protection provided.
Machine Washable: Throw it in the wash with your game day gear to keep it fresh.
American Jobs: Where real football is played.