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Lumbersmack

$9.99

Because bottles need plaid shirts too...

 -One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.


-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*

-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)

-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.

-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!

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