Make America Baked Again Socks
Can't we all just get a bong?
One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: Where weed isn't free, and neither are its dealers.
Machine Washable: Also hand washable... but who does that to socks. Gross? I lost my train of thought. Sorry.
American Jobs: What's that one song about America that we should play?