The merriest in all the land of Maryland.
One Size Fits All: From a state that is the oddest shape, we invented this product with you in mind.
Made in North Carolina: But we made this design special for all you Old Line Staters.
Insulates: Your beverage will taste better with a Freaker.
Machine Washable: Stop doing your laundry in the Chesapeake Bay.
American Jobs: The great American blue crab prefers American made bottle covers.