Shrimp Pimp
$9.99
Party like a flock star.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
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Jelly Good Fellow
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-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep. -Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance* -Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!) -Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up. -American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Attention Horse
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Howdy NEEEIIIGGGHHBOR!!!! HEY! HI! WHAT'S UP? HEY!!!!!!!
One Size Fits All: Seahorses come in all shapes and color combinations. Whether it's the Dwarf, the standard Yellow, the Big-belly, we designed this particular bottle sock to fit over all the drink containers you might encounter.
Made in North Carolina: The Lined Seahorse you see depicted on this Freaker can be found all over. But Freakers are only made in N.C.
Insulates: Seahorses notoriously live amongst the grass beds in slow moving water to protect them from predators, much like this container sleeve protects you and your drink from the elements.
Machine Washable: We do not recommend washing these in salt water. Regular water does a much better job.
American Jobs: While seahorses live relatively solitary lives, humans need each other in order to survive and we love you more and more every day because of it.
Doggie Paddle
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Sea dawg. Sea dawg paddle. Paddle, dawg, paddle.
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Fairy Tail
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Unicorn On The Cob
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Pugalicious
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Bitch Please
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One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes.
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Puking Unicorn
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Conservation Nation
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