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Stormy Troopers

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Are you a target? Because I miss you a lot.



One Size Fits All: Just like our uniforms, one size, fits all bottle shapes. It just stretches.

Made in North Carolina: This ain’t no galaxy far, far away. It’s in America, right above South Carolina.

Insulates: We’ve not yet tested Freakers at -455 degrees, but we will someday… *stares at binary sunset*

Regular Laundry Approved: Who are we kidding, your Ran-D will take good care of it for you.

American Jobs: If we could give you a huge parade and a shiny metal, we would. All the honors.

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