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Stormy Troopers Socks

$15.99

 

These ARE the socks you’re looking for!!

 

One Size Fits Most:  These unisex crew socks are as versatile as a bandolier. They fit men’s size 4-13 and women’s size 6-14.

Launderable: After a long night of entertaining on your luxury sail barge, put these through the regular wash with like colors.

Material: Our special blend of cotton, nylon, and spandex give these socks a slim, stylish, snug fit under any piece of armor.

American Made: Mr. Pete’s dream job is guarding boxes of rocks for dried space slug treats on some forrest moon, but his owner is very proud to be make all our socks right here in America on planet Earth.
 

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